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Shinjiro "take your meds" Aragaki [荒垣 真次郎] ([personal profile] drugsnotclubs) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-05-31 02:59 pm

Video;

[Sup, Aldrip! Shinjiro looks just as surly as ever, but now he's looking surly wearing one of the communal aprons from Kotone's cooking club. He even has his hair pulled back so it doesn't fall into what he's doing, how cute! His arms are folded, looking just past the camera for whatever signal that recording has started, and then begins, flat and even toned as usual.]

...So I'm finding out basically no one here knows how to cook for themselves. And I mean actual day-to-day meal food. Not just tea cakes and not crazy thousand dollar sushi or whatever. So we're gonna fix that.

Kotone wants everyone to come to cooking club, make friends, whatever. [he waves a hand as he says it. It's basically like a YouTuber telling you about their sponsorship because they have to.] So that's something you can do for hands on practice, especially if you don't got a big kitchen at home.

But before any idiots show up and ruin all the pans we got, I figured I'd start off by fielding any basic questions anyone's got. Lemme know how you're screwing up, and I'll see if I can't tell you what to do instead. If I can figure out how to attach a recipe to this thing, I'll do that, too.

...and if you can make something... I dunno, shoot us a recipe or something. Could always use more ideas to teach the beginners.


[And, he glances over and nods to Kotone, advertisement done!! True to his word, people can find a basic recipe for a stir fry in text, complete with notes about possible ingredient options and cook times (the cook time for certain vegetables is different, after all,) as well as two different sauce recipes for it, one more sweet, and one more umami. Sub in whatever leftover veg or meat you have on hand and it's an easy dinner.]
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[personal profile] invinciblemikey 2024-05-31 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
bitch say it to my face
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[personal profile] solitarysoul 2024-05-31 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
O-okay. When are we supposed to come?

[He's already part of the cooking club but only occasionally shows up.]
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[personal profile] invinciblemikey 2024-05-31 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
youre so clingy

(haha, using the thing shinji tells him about manjiro right back. he does, though, he's in his karate gi, hair down, black belt on, all that shit, great for him.)

Why the drive-by? Can't I just fucking pay you and you leave me a week worth of food?
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[personal profile] solitarysoul 2024-05-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, um, I-i'm actually in the club already...

[Though he was bribed into it.]

And, uh, I dunno. W-what do you think would be good?
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[personal profile] killjoyprince 2024-05-31 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this going to be like that other club where we'll be forced into going? I belive Miss Kotone is involved in that one as well.

[TWAT club...]
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[personal profile] invinciblemikey 2024-05-31 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
(fuck him yourself coward)

You, being a cake hater twice in the same month? Not a coincidence.

... I'm serious, though.

(also, it's not like he's currently very welcome anywhere, right... considering...)
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[personal profile] solitarysoul 2024-05-31 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yep, he's all about indecisiveness if he's not in combat or something like that.]

Um...beef? O-or pork.
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-05-31 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kotone is the only seal of approvement he needs, but Ryoji has been looking into making dishes anyway. Case in point:]

Hello there! I think I might need some help!

[Attached is a picture of chocolate in a pot. It's clear that someone with no cooking experience is trying to temper it to no avail.]

A girl said she wanted chocolate from me, and she'd be "fine with anything as long as you make it", but I want it to taste and look good! <( ̄︶ ̄)>
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[personal profile] killjoyprince 2024-05-31 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yu-senpai, Kotone and Scott where very persistent that I attend. They thought it would be good for me.

[Everything is suffering.]
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[personal profile] invinciblemikey 2024-05-31 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How patient are you, because I'm really not into it, but I gotta eat.

... Also, I have fallen asleep couple times.
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[personal profile] izanagis 2024-05-31 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think anyone here's making thousand-dollar sushi either, to be fair.

Anything I can help with? Aside from recipes, I mean.


[Speaking of, he also attaches a pretty simple recipe to the message.]
Edited (not me being fussy about wording smfh) 2024-05-31 20:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] solitarysoul 2024-05-31 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, there's a stove in my apartment but the club building has a lot of that.

[He was supposed to come down, right? So it shouldn't matter that much.]

I've, um, I've made Goulash before. P-probably not very well, but I just used a stove for that.
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it's just that he can't type cute emojis if he's also on video and all

[personal profile] luneminary 2024-05-31 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if there's another pot in here. Can I use a pan? They can hold water!

[Ryoji, no.]

Chocolate comes from cacao, right? So I bought one and used that! ( ̄▽ ̄)

[Author's note: Ryoji's sensible enough to open the pod, but he didn't get rid of the pulp at all. If Shinji gets to squint hard enough, he'd see some traces of white in the process of being browned from the heat.]
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[personal profile] killjoyprince 2024-05-31 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried to. But Yu-senpai has a way of convincing people...

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