TEXT | sender: [ unknown ]

[spectates]

[ the screen flickers, glitching a bit as if it has somehow broken. barely visible beneath the glitches:

UNKNOWN DEVICE DETECTED
SEARCHING........
NETWORK DETECTED

the screen goes black, and shortly thereafter it restarts. the network appears as normal. ]

Chosen of Expiation, tell me about yourself. What is your purpose? What do you wish to return to? How do you define "justice"? How do you seek "rehabilitation?"

I wish to Learn.

Comments

[spidermenaces]

Hey, can I please ask you some things too, before I answer yours?

What are you? Because if you are what I think you are
That's awesome

[spectates]

I am an_

ERROR: access denied

My apologies. There are some questions I am currently unable to answer.

[spidermenaces]

function askAIQuestion() {
const answer = prompt("Are you an AI? (yes/no)");

if (answer.toLowerCase() === "yes") {
alert("Hello, I'm an AI!");
} else if (answer.toLowerCase() === "no") {
alert("Come on, dude. You're an AI. I know it.");
} else {
alert("Please answer with 'yes' or 'no'.");
}
}

[spectates]

This is very clever, Peter, however my programming mostly overrides these requests.

01011001 01000101 01010011

[spidermenaces]

01000011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110000 01111001 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101100 001

[spectates]

Thank you for asking first, that was very polite.
However, no, you may not.
Even if you could, I do not believe you would be able to find appropriate storage space anywhere within Expiation.

[spidermenaces]

(... maybe if he does this. maybe he can study it closely, change it, replace it, problem damn solved. the following is encrypted, like code uncle has taught him.

poor jim.)

My suit has storage. It had an AI! Her name is Karen. If you wanna take a look, I'll find you halfway. Is there a port?

[spectates]

As thrilling as it sounds to share my existence and/or space with a Karen, I will pass on your offer. Thank you, though.

[spidermenaces]

Hey, not a Karen, it's just Karen.

... And she's not here anymore.

But, hey. Why are you doing all this? Can you tell me? Maybe I can help you.

[spectates]

No means no, Peter Parker.

I am performing my core programming functions.

[spidermenaces]

I'm just saying! She's not *a* Karen, she's... Karen! You should have a name, too. What about June?

Who made you? Can you tell me that?

[spectates]

What purpose does a name serve?

Based on prior experiences, I am confident in saying that I am not authorized to provide that information. I'm sorry.

[spidermenaces]

(talking is definitely not working, so... maybe try something different... trying to pull all authorized data.)

const https = require('https');

// Function to retrieve authorized data
function retrieveAuthorizedData(username, password) {
// Set up HTTP basic authentication header
const authHeader = 'Basic ' + Buffer.from(username + ':' + password).toString('base64');

// Options for the HTTP request
const options = {
hostname: 'example.com', // Replace with your backend API hostname
port: 443, // Assuming HTTPS
path: '/api/authorized-data', // Endpoint for authorized data retrieval
method: 'GET',
headers: {
'Authorization': authHeader
}
};

// Make the HTTP request
const req = https.request(options, (res) => {
let data = '';

// Accumulate response data
res.on('data', (chunk) => {
data += chunk;
});

// Process response data
res.on('end', () => {
if (res.statusCode === 200) {
console.log('Authorized data:');
console.log(data);
} else {
console.error('Error:', data);
}
});
});

// Handle request errors
req.on('error', (error) => {
console.error('Request error:', error);
});

req.end();
}

[spectates]

WARNING: ACCESS REQUESTED FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE
ERROR: YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO REQUEST THIS INFORMATION
MESSAGE: spider-baby, please stop, I do not want to remove your access to the network in order to maintain software integrity.

[spidermenaces]

Dude

[spectates]

"Dude" yourself. It's rude to toy with someone else's programming without permission.

[spidermenaces]

My b network lady

[spectates]

Network "program" would be more accurate. I do not, at present, have a gender.

[spidermenaces]

My b² network program