TEXT | sender: [ unknown ]

[spectates]

[ the screen flickers, glitching a bit as if it has somehow broken. barely visible beneath the glitches:

UNKNOWN DEVICE DETECTED
SEARCHING........
NETWORK DETECTED

the screen goes black, and shortly thereafter it restarts. the network appears as normal. ]

Chosen of Expiation, tell me about yourself. What is your purpose? What do you wish to return to? How do you define "justice"? How do you seek "rehabilitation?"

I wish to Learn.

Comments

[spectates]

As thrilling as it sounds to share my existence and/or space with a Karen, I will pass on your offer. Thank you, though.

[spidermenaces]

Hey, not a Karen, it's just Karen.

... And she's not here anymore.

But, hey. Why are you doing all this? Can you tell me? Maybe I can help you.

[spectates]

No means no, Peter Parker.

I am performing my core programming functions.

[spidermenaces]

I'm just saying! She's not *a* Karen, she's... Karen! You should have a name, too. What about June?

Who made you? Can you tell me that?

[spectates]

What purpose does a name serve?

Based on prior experiences, I am confident in saying that I am not authorized to provide that information. I'm sorry.

[spidermenaces]

(talking is definitely not working, so... maybe try something different... trying to pull all authorized data.)

const https = require('https');

// Function to retrieve authorized data
function retrieveAuthorizedData(username, password) {
// Set up HTTP basic authentication header
const authHeader = 'Basic ' + Buffer.from(username + ':' + password).toString('base64');

// Options for the HTTP request
const options = {
hostname: 'example.com', // Replace with your backend API hostname
port: 443, // Assuming HTTPS
path: '/api/authorized-data', // Endpoint for authorized data retrieval
method: 'GET',
headers: {
'Authorization': authHeader
}
};

// Make the HTTP request
const req = https.request(options, (res) => {
let data = '';

// Accumulate response data
res.on('data', (chunk) => {
data += chunk;
});

// Process response data
res.on('end', () => {
if (res.statusCode === 200) {
console.log('Authorized data:');
console.log(data);
} else {
console.error('Error:', data);
}
});
});

// Handle request errors
req.on('error', (error) => {
console.error('Request error:', error);
});

req.end();
}

[spectates]

WARNING: ACCESS REQUESTED FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE
ERROR: YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO REQUEST THIS INFORMATION
MESSAGE: spider-baby, please stop, I do not want to remove your access to the network in order to maintain software integrity.

[spidermenaces]

Dude

[spectates]

"Dude" yourself. It's rude to toy with someone else's programming without permission.

[spidermenaces]

My b network lady

[spectates]

Network "program" would be more accurate. I do not, at present, have a gender.

[spidermenaces]

My b² network program