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expiationnet2023-04-02 10:50 am
nullificates) wrote in expiationnet2023-04-02 10:50 am
(video) A RADIO SHOW APPEARS, TAKE ONE.
(some might recognize him, some definitely won't, but here's a bandaged man, with his palms together under his chin, a smile, and a very energetic voice. one, two, three...!)
Good morning, citizens of Aldrip! My name is Dazai Osamu, coming right to you with a newly scheduled entertainment option! This is the first take of my radio show, which I'm yet to name! If you have suggestions, I'm open to hearing them, leave them anonymously, or tell me who you are!
Here, we will solve problems, talk about current events, and discover things about our community! Please, if you may, leave what's weighing in your hearts to me, and I'll see what we can do about it! Name or no name, we are all welcome here. Let's see, let's see...! Ah, yes! I have a single one, but I will let you decide on the answer for today! A-hem.
(and this is where he picks a paper, a pair of glasses that definitely doesn't have any properties in the lenses, clears his throat, and he begins:)
"I hate my roommate, and I would like to annoy them as much as humanly possible. Do you have any tips and tricks for me?"
Well, the people have spoken! What is your take, Aldrip? What would you tell this poor soul?
See you soon, on the next episode of Unnamed Radio Show, by Dazai Osamu!
Good morning, citizens of Aldrip! My name is Dazai Osamu, coming right to you with a newly scheduled entertainment option! This is the first take of my radio show, which I'm yet to name! If you have suggestions, I'm open to hearing them, leave them anonymously, or tell me who you are!
Here, we will solve problems, talk about current events, and discover things about our community! Please, if you may, leave what's weighing in your hearts to me, and I'll see what we can do about it! Name or no name, we are all welcome here. Let's see, let's see...! Ah, yes! I have a single one, but I will let you decide on the answer for today! A-hem.
(and this is where he picks a paper, a pair of glasses that definitely doesn't have any properties in the lenses, clears his throat, and he begins:)
"I hate my roommate, and I would like to annoy them as much as humanly possible. Do you have any tips and tricks for me?"
Well, the people have spoken! What is your take, Aldrip? What would you tell this poor soul?
See you soon, on the next episode of Unnamed Radio Show, by Dazai Osamu!
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[She's quiet for a moment.]
How much does it anger the other party?
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Being annoying is great any time!
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