(video) A RADIO SHOW APPEARS, TAKE ONE.

[nullificates]

(some might recognize him, some definitely won't, but here's a bandaged man, with his palms together under his chin, a smile, and a very energetic voice. one, two, three...!)

Good morning, citizens of Aldrip! My name is Dazai Osamu, coming right to you with a newly scheduled entertainment option! This is the first take of my radio show, which I'm yet to name! If you have suggestions, I'm open to hearing them, leave them anonymously, or tell me who you are!

Here, we will solve problems, talk about current events, and discover things about our community! Please, if you may, leave what's weighing in your hearts to me, and I'll see what we can do about it! Name or no name, we are all welcome here. Let's see, let's see...! Ah, yes! I have a single one, but I will let you decide on the answer for today! A-hem.

(and this is where he picks a paper, a pair of glasses that definitely doesn't have any properties in the lenses, clears his throat, and he begins:)

"I hate my roommate, and I would like to annoy them as much as humanly possible. Do you have any tips and tricks for me?"

Well, the people have spoken! What is your take, Aldrip? What would you tell this poor soul?

See you soon, on the next episode of Unnamed Radio Show, by Dazai Osamu!

Comments

[murderingjustice]

Hah. Funny that. Did you know that the recent studies show that human brain reaches the full maturity at age of 25. That makes me wonder just how old are you, sir?

[nullificates]

Tweeeeeeeenty-two. Do I look mature?

[murderingjustice]

Your appearance would suggest a depressed salaryman who was just fired.

[nullificates]

Oh, oh my. How did you know?!

(ppppppfffffffft.)

[murderingjustice]

You don't exactly look like someone who takes care of themselves. Disheveled hair, shaggy coat and not to mention the bandages that really stand out.

Were you in an accident, sir?

cw burns but also he's bullshitting

[nullificates]

Yes. I was burned badly. It still hurts, you know.

Back when my ice-cream truck caught on fire.

Ohgod lolll

[murderingjustice]

That is very unfortunate. Enough to make just anyone feel under the weather.

Radio host is quite a change in careers.

[nullificates]

Would you blame me for looking like this? Everything I worked for went up in flames.

Well, one has to do what they have to do!

[murderingjustice]

Not at all. I'm sorry to hear that you've suffered so. [lol.]

That is the spirit.

[nullificates]

I'm fucking with you, though.

(lmao.)

1/2

[murderingjustice]

[murderingjustice]

That is very mean of you, sir.

[nullificates]

It's okay, my brain isn't done developing yet!

[murderingjustice]

Obviously.

However, that doesn't mean you're free from the responsibility. You're an adult.

[nullificates]

Am I on trial for pulling an innocent prank? Oh, arrest me.

[murderingjustice]

Hardly for a case like this. However, keep it up and you might find yourself targeted by scary people.

Or that's how it would have gone back in my world. Aldrip is rather laid-back.

[nullificates]

Aren't you a little detective! Look at this vocabulary! Hardly, case!

[murderingjustice]

[this piece of shit...]

And aren't you just annoying. Are you sure you wouldn't happen to be this anonymous asker, Dazai-san?

[nullificates]

I'm both annoying AND a detective! Thank you for noticing!

[murderingjustice]

You are? I have hard time seeing the police or anyone else working with you.

[nullificates]

Wouldn't you be surprised.

[murderingjustice]

Why won't you humor me then.

What kind of detective were you?

[nullificates]

What do you think?

[murderingjustice]

A poor one.

[nullificates]

Do I look like I care about money? Wrong answer!