(video) A RADIO SHOW APPEARS, TAKE ONE.

[nullificates]

(some might recognize him, some definitely won't, but here's a bandaged man, with his palms together under his chin, a smile, and a very energetic voice. one, two, three...!)

Good morning, citizens of Aldrip! My name is Dazai Osamu, coming right to you with a newly scheduled entertainment option! This is the first take of my radio show, which I'm yet to name! If you have suggestions, I'm open to hearing them, leave them anonymously, or tell me who you are!

Here, we will solve problems, talk about current events, and discover things about our community! Please, if you may, leave what's weighing in your hearts to me, and I'll see what we can do about it! Name or no name, we are all welcome here. Let's see, let's see...! Ah, yes! I have a single one, but I will let you decide on the answer for today! A-hem.

(and this is where he picks a paper, a pair of glasses that definitely doesn't have any properties in the lenses, clears his throat, and he begins:)

"I hate my roommate, and I would like to annoy them as much as humanly possible. Do you have any tips and tricks for me?"

Well, the people have spoken! What is your take, Aldrip? What would you tell this poor soul?

See you soon, on the next episode of Unnamed Radio Show, by Dazai Osamu!

Comments

[nullificates]

Lack of faith in me, Nanami-san. I don't like it. Be my first submission! Defy the odds! Ask me something! Go, go, go!

For your information, I've been annoying my roommate for seven years. I don't need to be settled to be doing that!

[overtid]

It's true that it was a possibility that you solicited your first submission in person. Then you acknowledged that, were I to submit, I would be the first. Faith doesn't have anything to do with it.

Being settled may not be a requisite for being generally annoying, but it probably helps with soliciting the populace of an entire town for tips on being more specifically annoying.

Anyway, I won't be asking you anything.

[nullificates]

You're annoying.

1/2

[overtid]

[ ...coming from this guy... ]

[overtid]

Please feel free to take whatever's annoyed you and convert it into another tip.

[nullificates]

You're annoying.

( :) )

[overtid]

[ What an ironic shift, annoying the guy trying to be annoying. He's definitely not apologizing, so — ]

You've said. I'll go first, then.

[ — no point in continuing this conversation. However one ends a "call" on a charm, that's what he does. ]

[nullificates]

Bye, party pooper! I'll call you! If I have a party! That you won't be invited to! But only for you to party poop it! Byeeeeeee, party-pooper-san!

[overtid]

[ CUT OFF AT "INVITED" AS HE HANGS UP (or, again, whatever it's called). ]