v̸i̷d̷e̶o̶?̷ [backdated to 03/06]

[parasaito]

A missing pet poster appears as a hologram video. The image itself is actually static, but some words seem to be flickering and glitching with a soft buzz.

Missing c̷͚̯̭͔̑̄̈́͠a̸̢̺̬̓͒ẗ̴̞

MEWZUKI

Gender: Female
Height: 155cm
Age: 18
Color: Cyan blue
Missing Since: 03/05

Call or text with any information
4̵̮̕1̸̺́2̶͎̕0̵͈̃5̸̯̚

(( ooc: the "cat" in question is a joke on Mizuki, who disappeared from Aldrip on 03/05! To those who know him, Saito is still pretending to be "Date" (aka pretending to be a decent guy and a good adoptive father to Mizuki), but he won't be dropping the act with those who don't know him either. ))

Comments

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[starguy]

dude, is that supposed to be Mizuki? it's so cute!

is this a joke or is she missing missing? because i'd want to help if she's actually in trouble or something

[parasaito]

Both, actually
I hoped to grab her attention with this

She hasn't returned to our inn room since yesterday, I'm worried something might've happened to her

[starguy]

oh scut. is she answering her charm at all?

did she say anything about where she was going, last time you saw her?

[parasaito]

Nope, have tried to contact her far too many times to count, but she never answered

She must still be mad at me

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[faeshim]

what a darling creature...

[honestly, daeshim would be tempted to keep a cat this cute. old habits die hard sometimes.]

[parasaito]

I can assure you her attitude is anything but that

[faeshim]

but you do miss her.

[parasaito]

Well, I wouldn't be looking for her if I didn't

[He does miss the days he spent deceiving her, even if her meltdown at the end was easily the most satisfying moment since waking up here.]

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[grappler]

is that supposed to be funny

Re: text

[parasaito]

It's just a lighthearted way of tackling a serious issue
Anything wrong with that?

[grappler]

why would you make a joke about someone being missing?
it's not funny
if they're missing, they could be dead, and you're sitting here making shitty posters

[parasaito]

Now you're just jumping to conclusions
I never said it was a joke

Why would I joke about my adopted daughter being missing?

[The idea of being Mizuki's adoptive father is still cringeworthy to him, no matter how many times he tells that lie.]

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[finisaeternam]

what is this?

voice

[parasaito]

A missing p̸͎͝e̷̦̅ẗ̸̡́ person poster.

[Oh my. Is his voice also glitching now?]

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[finisaeternam]

[Vholran shakes his charm in frustration. Something is clearly wrong with the audio.]

Your poster is missing?

LOL

[parasaito]

[This person is trying to do the troll the troll thing, right? If only he didn't need info on Mizuki's whereabouts, he'd play along with this, but...]

No, obviously the p̸͎͝e̷̦̅ẗ̸̡́ p̵e̶r̸s̷o̴n̸ ̵o̸n̴ ̶t̷h̴e̴ picture is w̸̯̆h̵̥͒a̴̱͗t̴͉̃ w̶h̷o̴ is missing.

[incessantness]

if you have something with the scent, i can find them.

(they're a very good doggo.)

[parasaito]

[Thankfully, Mizuki didn't take neither the scarf nor the charm Saito gave her during the Day of Devotion celebrations. Who would've thought those pieces of trash would come in handy now.]

I do have a scarf she wore once, during an entire night. Maybe it still has her scent?

[incessantness]

It takes a while for scent to leave clothes. How long has it been? Where can you meet me?

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[galling]

you install a firewall on your charm, dude?
either that or your cat's possessed, need someone to take care of it?

Re: text;

[parasaito]

Oh, that cat is not possessed, it's just cursed in a lot of ways
Or rather, that person is

[Context? What context?!]

[galling]

huh
well your person's lookin a bit catty, so i can believe you on the cursed part

speakin of catty though
are you looking for a missing person or a missing pet anyway?

video;

[yeshou]

That's a cat?

[He doesn't believe that picture is a cat!]

It's got weird eyes.

[parasaito]

Technically, it's a human girl
But she's also my pet cat, which is why she looks like that

[It sounds so (intentionally) wrong...]

[yeshou]

Your pet?

[Sir, that is very sus.]

Did she agree to that?