fuck jerry

[invinciblemikey]

you did your crime? i aint done mine. i came close, but i didnt do it.

im on the choppin block this time. anyone try to kill jerry yet

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anon

[heartstopping]

You think he and the Council can't see everything being said on these things?
If you're going to talk about killing him, you probably shouldn't do it over this network.

[invinciblemikey]

u think i aint sayin it for him to see

i do nothing on anyone's back.

[heartstopping]

Why?

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[expi]

We do, but considering as how most of the conversations are childlike complaining... we don't take things so seriously.

I've had many death threats since I took my position.

still anon but he doubts that matters for jerry

[heartstopping]

[Huh. So this is the guy? Well, as long as he's got him here...]

How many went beyond just threats?

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[opheliac]

make this stop. whatever the hell u and those shitasses did to me.
make. it. stop.

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[thegtg]

jerrys the guy who gives out sentences right? why dont you try if youre so tough

[invinciblemikey]

because there are some insane abilities in this place and u gotta know what to expect not to eat shit

simple conflict math

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[cursegod]

Good luck if you try.

He can teleport.

[invinciblemikey]

... and that's it?

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[opheliac]

god, can u idiots stop talking about killing for once?!

[invinciblemikey]

deal with your own shit

[baldrshand]

It isn't that bad. I was expecting some terrible ordeal, but you go into a room, they judge you, and you go back out.

[invinciblemikey]

judge me on fucking what. i didnt do shit. they could have charged me with 50 other real crimes committed and yet they went for the one thing i didnt do.

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[drugsnotclubs]

Thought we all knew half the crimes here are bullshit. Anyway what the hell would trying to kill the guy even accomplish?

[invinciblemikey]

my beautiful satisfied smile.

[rebellions]

sure did

and not yet. yet being the keyword

[ He sees no reason not to sign this with his own name, even with Jerry here─ ]

[invinciblemikey]

(see, this is the spirit. no backstabbing bullshit, we die like boom.)

yet huh

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[heartofsalvation]

You could try, assuming you know how to find him.

Please do keep us updated if you find out. It sounds as if he's more capable than he appears at a glance.

[invinciblemikey]

doesn't he show up every couple of months to fuck us over?

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[querulus]

nope not one of the twenty murderous psychos here has ever tried to kill him. you definitely should try, i bet you'd win. [Quentin no—]

[invinciblemikey]

u think u baitin me into somethin but really you aint

[entreats]

It's probably the sort of thing where if you try to kill him, a new Jerry will just appear.

Trust me, I have experience with this sort of thing.

[invinciblemikey]

cut a head two grow sorta shit?

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[bulleting]

I didn't commit my crime, and I was still sentenced for it.

He's pissed off enough people that I'm sure someone has. Clearly it hasn't worked.