017. 💥 TXT; UN: QUEENOFZAUN

[opheliac]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, AND GAGGLE OF FREAK OF NATURES,

INTRODUCING........ the causer of chaos, reluctant hero, deranged symbol of hope, queen of Zaun, and your FAVORITE maniac, JINX and her MOST AMAZING, USEFUL, AND GREATEST REPORT NOTES OF ALDRIP!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥🎇🎇🎇🎇🧨✨🎉

are u new and have NO idea where u are, what ure in for, and u need information FAST?? or are u some regular schmuck with a flat brain and been living ur days like a mindless dope? dont worry, the author of ur nightmares and pleasant dreams has got u covered.

READ THIS!! (special guest, rhino, who will be asking the ANTICIPATING questions.)





( OOC: notes of a lunatic psycho, im so sorry. )

got something else to ask me, just write to me here and ill drop a bomb for u. ORRR!! we can just talk, let the big fat hero make ur day better, one minute at a time. ure welcome, chuckleheads. 🐵🙊🙉🙈

un: curtaincall (voice)

[endcaller]

[A lilting voice chirps over the network.]

Hello, lovelies!

I trust you all had a nice nap? Now that you are refreshed, 'tis time to once again turn our attention to this simulation of ours. To which end, 'tis my honor to welcome you to my laboratorium.

On the outskirts of Aldrip you shall find the Aetherochemical Research Facility. Parts of it have existed on this star for a few moons now but I have just recently been granted the Facility in its majestic entirety.

My desire is to put it to use studying the nature of our new reality and our AI keeper.

[There is a rustling sound as he leans forward.]

Any science-minded soul is welcome to come by. I am certain my dear assistant will greet you with the utmost enthusiasm. The Facility is yours to use. For the most part.

I've a few rooms set aside for my mmm...private endeavors.

Isn't that so, Hyperetes?

[A loud beeping answers his voice, followed by a crash.]

HYPERETES! YOU USELESS LITTLE TANGLE OF WIRES. WHEN I--

[The feed ends.]