002. 💥 (TXT + PAINT) ⇁ TABLET

[opheliac]

( it appears someone has discovered the paint app, and is now sending it to the network for everyone to see!! look upon its glory!)

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[entreats]

[ Oh god.

This is probably what Ange gets for thinking she could open up the network and actually see some intelligent message that might contribute towards getting them out of there. This is what she gets for having expectations at all.. ]

These tables were a mistake.

[ Short and sweet. ]

[opheliac]

what are u talking about? these are AMAZING!

oh god *tablets I SWEAR I CAN SPELL...

[entreats]

What, so you can send vaguely threatening images to people?

Instead of just vaguely threatening words?

[ Not that Ange feels threatened, for the record. But, you know, there is a burning house on that drawing. ]

OMG i just went back and read your typo. tables are a mistake yes. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[opheliac]

is that what ure getting out of my drawing?

[entreats]

I mean, there's a house on fire.

And also a shark that's apparently shooting smaller sharks at people.

Unless I am grossly misinterpreting your artistic vision.

[opheliac]

the shark shooting out tiny sharks is my fav part of the drawing.
but what if my drawing is just representing the world today!?! huh? huuuuuuuuuuh?

[entreats]

I haven't seen a single shark puking other sharks.

Or a house on fire.

Also, please don't go set a house on fire just to prove me wrong about that last one.

[opheliac]

u havent seen a single shark puking other sharks. YET.
awwwwwwww!! ure a real buzzkill. if u keep this up, grets, itll be hard for me to stay friends with you ( ╥ω╥ )

[entreats]

[ ... ]

We're friends?

[opheliac]

maybe? im new to the whole friend thing.

[entreats]

I'm having such a hard time figuring out what you're like.

[ A-Ange, why are you admitting to that so bluntly, girl..!!

She doesn't even mean it in a rude sort of way either. It's just her being honest here, and a touch too direct. ]

Sometimes you're talking about total anarchy, and at other times you're admitting you're new to friendship.

[opheliac]

when ure causing mayhem, when will u have time to make human friends?!

[entreats]

So what you're saying is that you're not causing mayhem right now to instead pursue friendship with me.

Is that what's happening?

[opheliac]

we're in prison right? it'd make sense to make allies in case someone wants to murder u while u snooze away.

[entreats]

[ Well, it's not really like Ange disagrees when Jinx puts it that way. Especially since it avoids problematic words. You know, like 'friendship.' Awful. ]

Do I seem that much like a potentially useful ally?

[opheliac]

yeah! ure a ghost, duh!
u can go through walls.

[entreats]

Uh oh. I think you're about to be really disappointed.

Sorry, but summoning demons is just about my one cool party trick.

[opheliac]

even better!! summon demons to strike fear on our victims.

[entreats]

[ D'oh. ]

Of course you'd like demons.

Mentioning them was a mistake.

I'll show you them if you can find me the people behind this place. That's a good target to strike fear into.

[opheliac]

how about an option 2? because no one knows whose behind this place.

[entreats]

Wouldn't you like to figure that out though?

I know I would.

[opheliac]

duh, i think everyone does. but theyre probably like janna and shapeshifted into something. could be ANY animal.

[entreats]

[ ... ]

Are you putting it that way just so I might agree to come hunt random animals with you?

If so, smart move.

[opheliac]

what are u kidding me? NO!!! animals are adorable.
except birds
birds are what we're going to hunt.

[entreats]

What do you have against birds?

Did one of them take a dump on you recently or something like that?