002. 💥 (TXT + PAINT) ⇁ TABLET

[opheliac]

( it appears someone has discovered the paint app, and is now sending it to the network for everyone to see!! look upon its glory!)

Comments

[entreats]

I haven't seen a single shark puking other sharks.

Or a house on fire.

Also, please don't go set a house on fire just to prove me wrong about that last one.

[opheliac]

u havent seen a single shark puking other sharks. YET.
awwwwwwww!! ure a real buzzkill. if u keep this up, grets, itll be hard for me to stay friends with you ( ╥ω╥ )

[entreats]

[ ... ]

We're friends?

[opheliac]

maybe? im new to the whole friend thing.

[entreats]

I'm having such a hard time figuring out what you're like.

[ A-Ange, why are you admitting to that so bluntly, girl..!!

She doesn't even mean it in a rude sort of way either. It's just her being honest here, and a touch too direct. ]

Sometimes you're talking about total anarchy, and at other times you're admitting you're new to friendship.

[opheliac]

when ure causing mayhem, when will u have time to make human friends?!

[entreats]

So what you're saying is that you're not causing mayhem right now to instead pursue friendship with me.

Is that what's happening?

[opheliac]

we're in prison right? it'd make sense to make allies in case someone wants to murder u while u snooze away.

[entreats]

[ Well, it's not really like Ange disagrees when Jinx puts it that way. Especially since it avoids problematic words. You know, like 'friendship.' Awful. ]

Do I seem that much like a potentially useful ally?

[opheliac]

yeah! ure a ghost, duh!
u can go through walls.

[entreats]

Uh oh. I think you're about to be really disappointed.

Sorry, but summoning demons is just about my one cool party trick.

[opheliac]

even better!! summon demons to strike fear on our victims.

[entreats]

[ D'oh. ]

Of course you'd like demons.

Mentioning them was a mistake.

I'll show you them if you can find me the people behind this place. That's a good target to strike fear into.

[opheliac]

how about an option 2? because no one knows whose behind this place.

[entreats]

Wouldn't you like to figure that out though?

I know I would.

[opheliac]

duh, i think everyone does. but theyre probably like janna and shapeshifted into something. could be ANY animal.

[entreats]

[ ... ]

Are you putting it that way just so I might agree to come hunt random animals with you?

If so, smart move.

[opheliac]

what are u kidding me? NO!!! animals are adorable.
except birds
birds are what we're going to hunt.

[entreats]

What do you have against birds?

Did one of them take a dump on you recently or something like that?

[opheliac]

one did, yes. but birds are also useless.

[entreats]

I knew it. Of course it was a poop grudge.

[ Are you proud of yourself now, Ange? ]

Though if you think birds are useless, then most animals are useless. Right along with most people.

A whole lot of beings exist just to exist, after all.

[opheliac]

no way. u cant go wrong with monkeys. and humans are weird to me. thats why i stick to weapons. theyre pretty simple.

[entreats]

[ ...

She might be reading that text a few times.

But, no, it sure is saying what she thinks it's saying. ]

Look, I get it. Humans suck. They are weird. They're selfish and jerks and it's the worst.

But you can't go around claiming weapons are your friends instead, you know. At least get a pet monkey.

[opheliac]

... are u saying my weapons are just THINGS?

[entreats]

Well, do they do anything but be weapons?

[ ???

What are you trying to say, Jinx. ]