002. 💥 (TXT + PAINT) ⇁ TABLET

[opheliac]

( it appears someone has discovered the paint app, and is now sending it to the network for everyone to see!! look upon its glory!)

Comments

[opheliac]

when ure causing mayhem, when will u have time to make human friends?!

[entreats]

So what you're saying is that you're not causing mayhem right now to instead pursue friendship with me.

Is that what's happening?

[opheliac]

we're in prison right? it'd make sense to make allies in case someone wants to murder u while u snooze away.

[entreats]

[ Well, it's not really like Ange disagrees when Jinx puts it that way. Especially since it avoids problematic words. You know, like 'friendship.' Awful. ]

Do I seem that much like a potentially useful ally?

[opheliac]

yeah! ure a ghost, duh!
u can go through walls.

[entreats]

Uh oh. I think you're about to be really disappointed.

Sorry, but summoning demons is just about my one cool party trick.

[opheliac]

even better!! summon demons to strike fear on our victims.

[entreats]

[ D'oh. ]

Of course you'd like demons.

Mentioning them was a mistake.

I'll show you them if you can find me the people behind this place. That's a good target to strike fear into.

[opheliac]

how about an option 2? because no one knows whose behind this place.

[entreats]

Wouldn't you like to figure that out though?

I know I would.

[opheliac]

duh, i think everyone does. but theyre probably like janna and shapeshifted into something. could be ANY animal.

[entreats]

[ ... ]

Are you putting it that way just so I might agree to come hunt random animals with you?

If so, smart move.

[opheliac]

what are u kidding me? NO!!! animals are adorable.
except birds
birds are what we're going to hunt.

[entreats]

What do you have against birds?

Did one of them take a dump on you recently or something like that?

[opheliac]

one did, yes. but birds are also useless.

[entreats]

I knew it. Of course it was a poop grudge.

[ Are you proud of yourself now, Ange? ]

Though if you think birds are useless, then most animals are useless. Right along with most people.

A whole lot of beings exist just to exist, after all.

[opheliac]

no way. u cant go wrong with monkeys. and humans are weird to me. thats why i stick to weapons. theyre pretty simple.

[entreats]

[ ...

She might be reading that text a few times.

But, no, it sure is saying what she thinks it's saying. ]

Look, I get it. Humans suck. They are weird. They're selfish and jerks and it's the worst.

But you can't go around claiming weapons are your friends instead, you know. At least get a pet monkey.

[opheliac]

... are u saying my weapons are just THINGS?

[entreats]

Well, do they do anything but be weapons?

[ ???

What are you trying to say, Jinx. ]

[opheliac]

be good company? duh.

[entreats]

In that case, I'd like to know your definition of good company.

[ Since Ange is at least willing to accept the idea that the definition of that term is different for everyone.

It sure is different for her than it seems to be for most people, after all. Maybe Jinx is like that too, in her own.. little.. unique way.. ]

[opheliac]

like talking with u when ure sitting around doing nothing or doing something.

[entreats]

Oh. I didn't know your weapons talked.

I guess it makes more sense in that case. I was just thinking it was kind of sad if you were sitting around and talking to them if they didn't even say anything back, you know?

[ But the idea of talking weapons? Well, that doesn't seem so strange to Ange. Her own weapons talk too, after all.

Technically. ]

cw: voices

[opheliac]

the only one who doesnt talk is pow-pow.

chompers #1: yeah!!!! she only sings.

chompers #2: and boy does she? her pipes are out of this whacko world.