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[opheliac]

so whose breathing? show of hands? win a prize if u show 2.

doesnt have to be ur own. ur hand and any hand u find in the gutter somewhere gets a pass.

and if u kicked the bucket? then sorry pal, but im booked out. ure gonna have to find another head to crash in.

Comments

[opheliac]

bzzzt, wrong.

to go back to the drawing board with rhino.

[uncommonsense]

wait, do we turn into ghosts? i figured they were real, but i didn't think we'd do that if we just come back

alright though! i'll bring you anything i find.

[opheliac]

nope! we just come back. bright and early! but there is a ghost among us.

im expecting the junkiest junk u can find.

[uncommonsense]

wait, there is?! which one? are they still around??

[opheliac]

of course loveable chuck is still around. u want his username?

[uncommonsense]

sure! i can bug him later when i wanna know more about ghosts

[opheliac]

deadboydetective. a little on the nose, but hey! not all can be zingers.

[uncommonsense]

a ghost detective, huh... sounds interesting! i'll have to seek him out.

you know a lot of interesting people yourself, huh?

[opheliac]

interesting is too good of a word for them, toots. id say "ALMOST not the bottom of the barrel" people.

[uncommonsense]

you say that, but there aren't that many normal people here

I think I might be one of the only ones

[opheliac]

are u kidding? this is the sloppiest clump of people ive ever seen.

[uncommonsense]

if you came from some place with magic or a lot of advanced technology, it probably seems that way

I'll just chalk it up to me not being here long enough to think the people are boring

Except whoever's in charge

[opheliac]

yea, my old man is pretty interesting. hes one funny man!

[uncommonsense]

see, now we're getting somewhere! your old man, huh?

[opheliac]

Yep! His name is Silco and he has the coolest looking eye. Very smart, a bit on the stiff side, but he means well.

[uncommonsense]

ooh! haven't met him yet either. does he have one of those eyes that can see the future or shoot lasers?

[opheliac]

no but thats an idea!!!

[uncommonsense]

[ like, a two minute pause. ]

can you make it shoot lasers????

[opheliac]

im a genius, i can do and make anything.

[uncommonsense]

[ ...... ]

can you make me shoot lasers? or help me be able to defend myself from the monsters?

[opheliac]

im not really skilled on medical surgeries, but i can do the next best thing. ill build u something.

[uncommonsense]

that sounds good
i dont really have a way to pay you back though
unless i work for free for a while?

[opheliac]

what did u do with all the dough i gave u for working for me?

[uncommonsense]

i've been using it on necessities, like food and stuff

[opheliac]

food and necessities.... a likely story.

[she's joking.]