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[giraffic]

So was anyone gonna tell me about the motherfucking dinosaur-shaped food here? Seriously!

[ Ellie sits criss-cross in front of the camera on the floor of her room, a plate of said chicken nuggets in her lap. There's a book about dinosaurs next to her, and her gun sitting on top of it.

As a child of the post-apocalypse, this is the greatest thing she's ever stumbled on. The world must know. ]

This is a...[ she holds up a t-rex. ] Tyrannosaurus rex. And this is a triceratops. [ she holds the next one up before biting its head off. ] Amazing.

Anyway, I'm bored as fuck. So say something and I will give you a fact about the most badass prehistoric dina-mos to ever exist or something.

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[giraffic]

Yeah! There's the ....Lemme double check.

[ she grabs the book from beside her, discarding the gun for now. checking, checking-- ]

Oooh, apparently the brontosaurus had live births up to 3 babies at a time. Must've been a busy mom.

[scientits]

Brontosaurus...that's the tall one with the long neck, right? Ouch. Guess you could say she must have been dinosore afterwards.

[ please laugh at his stupid joke...or don't indulge him, he doesn't deserve it tbh ]

[giraffic]

[ well that's INSTANT cool points

ellie laughs so hard she snorts, rocking back on her spot with it ]

Dude! Dude! That's great!