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[giraffic]

So was anyone gonna tell me about the motherfucking dinosaur-shaped food here? Seriously!

[ Ellie sits criss-cross in front of the camera on the floor of her room, a plate of said chicken nuggets in her lap. There's a book about dinosaurs next to her, and her gun sitting on top of it.

As a child of the post-apocalypse, this is the greatest thing she's ever stumbled on. The world must know. ]

This is a...[ she holds up a t-rex. ] Tyrannosaurus rex. And this is a triceratops. [ she holds the next one up before biting its head off. ] Amazing.

Anyway, I'm bored as fuck. So say something and I will give you a fact about the most badass prehistoric dina-mos to ever exist or something.

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[giraffic]

nope, just shaped. they're chicken.

[clutterbitch]

hmmmmm.

[ he does not realize that this is functionally the same thing. his disappointment is palpable. ]

i suppose if chicken is a more readily available resource than dinosaur, it makes sense...

i wonder how similar our stars' dinosaurs are. would you tell me a dino fact?

[giraffic]

Dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago, it'd be hard to get nuggets of them.

Sure! The stegosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut. Sounds like a dinosaur I know back home.