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[nilhilistic]

[ rafal turns on the feed, looking deeply irritated. so really, no different from his usual expression. ]

It appears I have been sentenced for destroying a person's door. Which, in my defense, was entirely deserved due to their appalling lack of manners and generousity.

[ and they denied him his candy. rude. ]

And as such I have been tasked with . . . bonds. Specifically the strengthening of them, physically, or creating new bonds.

What does this entail? I require clarification. I wish to get this over with.

Comments

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[opheliac]

hey raffy, didnt think u'd still be here. who would have thunk, huh?!
theyre telling u to make new friends. physically? beats me. maybe pull someone's arm out of their socket. or punch them in the gut until they get SUPER ULTRA DEATH ABS.

[nilhilistic]

Where did you think I would be?

Beating someone up sounds appealing but I doubt it would develop a bond.

[opheliac]

hell if i know. i feel as if ive been gone for a million years. and i cant tell who is still coop up here, who's been axed, or who is tied to a tree and being left for dead. a real brain-teaser.

are u kidding me? ever heard of sparring? fat hands can tell u aaaaalll about how punching a few empty-headed nincompoops can develop all SORTS of relationships.

[nilhilistic]

Were you gone somewhere? I had noticed it was quiet.

And the issue with sparring is the majority of people here are human. I am a dragon. The scales are unfair.

[opheliac]

ooooo ouch! u didnt miss me at all? that smarts. here i thought we were at least pals.

oh, do u have some magic-y strength punch or something?

[nilhilistic]

We measure time very differently. That's all.

I am much stronger than humans in general.

[opheliac]

should i start calling u strong arms?

[nilhilistic]

Do I really need more nicknames?

[opheliac]

aww, come on. nicknames make the man! or woman.

[nilhilistic]

Like yours did for you?

[opheliac]

my names are pretty neat.
u got a nickname for me, raffy?

[nilhilistic]

I don't think I have the creativity for it.

[opheliac]

awww come oooonn! i bet if u dig DEEP inside those dusty old dragon bones, u can cook up something.

try it! lay it on me. give me ur best shot, aim right for the bullseye.

[nilhilistic]

[ ughhhh. ]

Insomniac. How is that?

[opheliac]

thats not much of a nickname. thats more of a thing that i do sometimes.

[nilhilistic]

Is that not what a nickname entails at times?

[opheliac]

well YEA, but wheres the NUFF? the KAPOW?

[nilhilistic]

I don't know what those words are.

jinx rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5F_7DwPpo

[opheliac]

sheesh, u really ARE a dragon, are u? u should know what KAPOW is at least!!

if u punch someone, its a KAPOW! if u throw an explosive, it goes KABLAMMOOO! get it?

lmao

[nilhilistic]

The . . . sounds?

Why do the sounds matter?

[opheliac]

it makes everything cooler??? come on, raffy. ure killing me. literally. i think i feel my heart stopping.

[nilhilistic]

I can turn into a dragon. That is the height of coolness according to people here.

Besides you know I am like this.

[opheliac]

but if u turn into a dragon WITH sounds?! thats WAY pass 10 out of 10!!

how about this:

INTRODUCING: THE SCARIEST AND SCALIEST DRAGON U WILL EVER SEE!! ONE WHO WILL STRIKE FEAR IN UR HEARTS BY A SINGLE SWIFT OF A TAIL! TEETH LIKE KNIVES, CLAWS LIKE SWORDS, A BITE THAT'LL SNAP U IN HALF.

RAFAL THE DEMOLISHER!!!!!!!

[nilhilistic]

I do like that.

But what am I being introduced for? Am I demolishing something?

[opheliac]

u BET u are!

theres this other lizard who is HALF ur size and who thinks they can take u on. been doing a lot of yammering to all the other dragons how he can sweep u out of existence.

and this guy? hes been cheating his way to the top of the food chain. so its up to *U* to take him down a notch. u MIGHT need to murder him just to send a message.