OKCINDR POST #4

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on November 3rd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #4
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of questions to answer:

What is forgiveness?
Can a criminal ever really be forgiven?
should you be forgiven?
Is a crime ever justified?
How do you justify your crime?
Can you forgive someone who's wronged you?

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

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If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[grappler]

oh my God not like that
you know what I was talking about... you made it sound weird, and you know it.

don't play all innocent now.

face in hands, this is so stupid lmao

[opheliac]

now u listen here, v I O L E t
i love u so freakin much that if ur stuck up enforcer gf ditches u (which she will some day, give it time) and leaves u all by urself WITHOUT a date to whatever next party or festival this place has??

**i** will be ur hero and be that date for u, so u wont feel left out and sad. THATS how much u mean to me.

and if u dont love me that u wont do the same for me, then i guess we'll have to break up. and itll be UR fault because how dare u. im giving this my best. my 100% and all im getting from u is 0% in this relationship.

[grappler]

[when the enforcer gf ditches you... she rolls her eyes dramatically on her side of the screen.]

what the hell are you even talking about...

of course I love you. I'll do the same for you, watch. next time they have a festival, we'll go together.

[at least that's what she thinks she got out of that convo.]

[opheliac]

[....]

do u promise?

[grappler]

yep. i'll even get you whatever you want from it.

[opheliac]

oh!! i want to try those. corn...dogs? i dont know what they are, but its sounds funny.

[grappler]

they're not bad.

[of course Vi's tried them, LMAO.]

you'd probably like them, too.

[opheliac]

but what is it? i know its meat from a pig, but is it wrapped in corn? who in the hell came up with that? a drunk cook?

[grappler]

it's like... dipped in some sort of batter and then fried.

don't know. same way as they come up with any kind of shitty food.

[opheliac]

fried batter. huh. ok, guess THATS a way to do it.
burgers and pizza are definitely the best so far, though.

and u dont think pizza is a sandwich, right?

[grappler]

yeah, they're pretty good too. kinda miss jericho's cooking sometimes though.

... why the hell would I think pizza is a sandwich

[opheliac]

no one does seafood better than jericho. slimy and satisfying.

ooooooh because SOMEONE around here who shall remain nameless thinks dough, sauce, cheese, maybe meat, maybe mushrooms, maybe ham, maybe pineapple, maybe olives, MAYBE whatever else u put on the thing qualifies AS a sandwich.

when a SAND WICH, deals with 2 slices of bread. theres lettuce maybe, pickles maybe, and NOT pizza sauce but mayo or mustard if ure feeling adventurous and want to switch things up a bit.

i can go on the scientific as to WHY a sandwich is not a pizza, but i think i rather blow my brains out then be tossed in a river filled with man-eating eels than to explain the OBVIOUS difference between the two.

[grappler]

shit you have a lot of feelings about this subject.

but yeah definitely not a sandwich. what's your opinion of a calzone, though? ever had one?

[opheliac]

what the crap is a calzone? sounds like a wannabe calculator thats missing a few buttons.

[grappler]

it's like a pizza. but wrapped in dough.

[Jinx will be getting this pic another moment later.]

[opheliac]

see? now THATS what i call a sandwich. the dough is allll over. not just on one side.
thanks for the picture, sis. saving it so i can show it to mr.silly.

[grappler]

you still haven't told me who you're arguing about this with.

private.

[opheliac]

dont get mad.
but.
its with silco.

and i KNOW u two dont like each other and just seeing his name anywhere will turn u into a rabid warhog, but level with me here.

but if he REALLY thinks that pizza is a sandwich, then maybe i should start worrying about. i dont know. his age? hes not OLD old but they say when u get waaaay in age, ur mind is the first u lose.

[grappler]

[well at least they're texting so Vi can REALLY ROLL HER EYES about it.]

i'm not a rabid warhog.

[what a week defense, dude.]

oh, he's definitely going senile.

[not the voice-to-text fucking her over again--]

shit, it wasn't supposed to pick that up.

[opheliac]

do u think so?

[for once, jinx is taking this talk very seriously, and she really contemplates on what she should do going forward.]

what do i do? i don't want to smother him or think he can't do what he always do. should i hire someone to watch him more?? do check ups???

[grappler]

[oh my god LMFAO Vi doesn't know how to handle this for a moment. good thing they're not in person or on voice/video because she's laughing her ass off.]

you should find him a nurse, probably. don't they have a few of those at that clinic or whatever? just to make sure he doesn't get confused and fall down and break a hip or something.

[IF SHE'S GOING TO BREAK THE TRUCE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE FUNNY--]

[opheliac]

an actual nurse? i dont know, vi. wont that be a little too on the nose?

he'll shoo her out the moment he catches on. maybe
i can talk ragna into keeping a better eye on his health.

[grappler]

maybe he'll be too far gone to notice.
guess you could. that'd be less funny, though.

[opheliac]

its NOT funny, fat hands!!

arent u forgetting something? silco owes a good chunk of the businesses around here. if he isnt capable of keeping up, we're all screwed!

restaurants, clothing shops, the flower joint, whatever else he has, all down the drain!!

u think anybody ELSE is going to step up and take over besides me and one other person? the rest of these chumps are too lazy!

[grappler]

don't the locals just take over whenever someone stops working at a place? i've seen that happen before.

anyway. i've heard that old age dementia thing can be slow. you got time... probably.