015. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

well hello, my favorite cockroaches in the whole wide world. its me. jinx. ur BEST person in aldrip.

looks like we didnt meet our maker this time. so congratulations to all of us! give urself a big pat on the back for a good job well done. mama is so very proud of u.

and to celebrate our victory, im here to announce that my birthday is coming up. im turning the big 1 9. 19!!

that gives all of u a week to gather something good for me as a birthday present. heres a list i want as gifts if ure brain is too empty:

1. color pencils, oil crayons, or paint
2. nail polish. (blue and pink colors only!)
3. dark eye shadow
4. gun metal polish
5. hair ties
6. espresso machine (i broke the one i was going to use for my café)
7. a blanket for fishbones
8. a mirror (i broke that one too)
9. bathroom stuff!!! (shampoo, conditioner, other hair things. i go through them pretty quick)
10. condoms (fresh out)

so thats all i can think of from the top of my head.

OH RIGHT!! i should mention this too. probably should have a SUPER long time ago. but when ure an inventor, u get busy with so many projects and u have to play catch up. so!! please read and memorized these names and burn them into ur skulls:

vi → punchesu
silco → eyeofzaun
ekko → boysavior
scott → shades (kotone by default. because u cant have them apart, theyll scream if u do)
ragna → grimreaper666
fanny → curtaincall
levi → levi
charles → deadboydetective
jumpy → junpei
yu → purrsona
old timer → spartan
raffy → i forgot
chuck (vash) → ???????? i dont know what happened to his name
mr murkey → mrmurasaki

now, i know not everyone gets the killing fever, like i do. buuuuut just so we're all on the same page, dont mess with them, ok? i wont be too happy if u do.

if ure bummed out ure not on this list? well, do better and impress me. or maybe i just forgot. i know tooo many of u suckers, ha ha! 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

Comments

text un: punchesu

[grappler]

[even though... all the shit is going on, she's still going to text her sister.]

we should do something for your birthday. what do you wanna do?

[opheliac]

im not picky. as long as i get to see u. i feel like its been years.

[grappler]

i know. there's been too much shit going on lately.

i'm sick of it, personally.

[opheliac]

yeah. i hope i can change that for all of us some day.

[grappler]

it doesn't all have to be on you. we should all help fix this stupid place.

[opheliac]

ure right. we all should pitch in. but people wont do it unless someone tell them to. u know?

[grappler]

i guess. it's just hard to say where to even start. we haven't even seen that Jerry guy for a while.

[opheliac]

oh i know what happened to HIM. he decided to quit because im waaaaay too hot to handle, ha ha ha!

[grappler]

[EYE ROLL... even though Jinx can't see it.]

yeah, right. or he's just waiting to fuck us all up in a big way.

[who's to say?]

[opheliac]

im not scared of him. hes already done all he can do to me. so i saaaaaaaaaay
BRING IT ON, GIANT FOREHEAD!!!

[grappler]

[.....................]

Jinx, please. don't tempt him. we don't know exactly what he's capable of.

[she WORRIES]

[opheliac]

hes capable of controlling my body and mind, yeah yeah. hes still a wimp.

[grappler]

right. you're probably going to have to check your definition of that.

[opheliac]

he is a wimp because he cant face me LIKE A MAN!
something u would say.

vi: COME OUT, FACE ME!! PUT UR HANDS UP!

but i say

PUT UR GUNS UP. my fists are too skinny.

[grappler]

I don't think guns work.

[at least she's going to force herself to be a bit more light hearted.]

or else you really would've taken him down already.

[opheliac]

yea. bullets and steel are made out of the same material mostly. its hard to puncture.

[grappler]

too bad. should probably stick one of your bombs on him.

cw: suicide mission..........👀

[opheliac]

that was going to be my next move. glue a bomb to him and me and we just go out together. but i never saw him again.

jinx PLEASE

[grappler]

how about you just glue the bomb to him and run for the hills?

🔥💣🔥💣🔥💣🔥💣🔥

[opheliac]

sounds less exciting, but fine. i guess i can do that alternative.

[grappler]

it's a safer alternative. and you'd want to be around to see the aftermath, right?

[opheliac]

since when u've been about safety, miss i use my face as a punching bag during fights?

and maybe ure right. i DO want to see the aftermath of giant forehead being blown into tiny pieces. ok, u've convinced me. strapping a bomb to his head and fleeing is the plan.

[grappler]

because it's YOUR safety dumbass

just make sure to give me tickets to wherever you run off to. i'll definitely buy.

[opheliac]

[there's a minute or so of delay before she replies:]

ure the dumbass.
but
ure really do care that much about my safety?

[grappler]

uh duh

why wouldn't you think that?