015. 💥 TXT; UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

well hello, my favorite cockroaches in the whole wide world. its me. jinx. ur BEST person in aldrip.

looks like we didnt meet our maker this time. so congratulations to all of us! give urself a big pat on the back for a good job well done. mama is so very proud of u.

and to celebrate our victory, im here to announce that my birthday is coming up. im turning the big 1 9. 19!!

that gives all of u a week to gather something good for me as a birthday present. heres a list i want as gifts if ure brain is too empty:

1. color pencils, oil crayons, or paint
2. nail polish. (blue and pink colors only!)
3. dark eye shadow
4. gun metal polish
5. hair ties
6. espresso machine (i broke the one i was going to use for my café)
7. a blanket for fishbones
8. a mirror (i broke that one too)
9. bathroom stuff!!! (shampoo, conditioner, other hair things. i go through them pretty quick)
10. condoms (fresh out)

so thats all i can think of from the top of my head.

OH RIGHT!! i should mention this too. probably should have a SUPER long time ago. but when ure an inventor, u get busy with so many projects and u have to play catch up. so!! please read and memorized these names and burn them into ur skulls:

vi → punchesu
silco → eyeofzaun
ekko → boysavior
scott → shades (kotone by default. because u cant have them apart, theyll scream if u do)
ragna → grimreaper666
fanny → curtaincall
levi → levi
charles → deadboydetective
jumpy → junpei
yu → purrsona
old timer → spartan
raffy → i forgot
chuck (vash) → ???????? i dont know what happened to his name
mr murkey → mrmurasaki

now, i know not everyone gets the killing fever, like i do. buuuuut just so we're all on the same page, dont mess with them, ok? i wont be too happy if u do.

if ure bummed out ure not on this list? well, do better and impress me. or maybe i just forgot. i know tooo many of u suckers, ha ha! 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

Comments

[grappler]

too bad. should probably stick one of your bombs on him.

cw: suicide mission..........👀

[opheliac]

that was going to be my next move. glue a bomb to him and me and we just go out together. but i never saw him again.

jinx PLEASE

[grappler]

how about you just glue the bomb to him and run for the hills?

🔥💣🔥💣🔥💣🔥💣🔥

[opheliac]

sounds less exciting, but fine. i guess i can do that alternative.

[grappler]

it's a safer alternative. and you'd want to be around to see the aftermath, right?

[opheliac]

since when u've been about safety, miss i use my face as a punching bag during fights?

and maybe ure right. i DO want to see the aftermath of giant forehead being blown into tiny pieces. ok, u've convinced me. strapping a bomb to his head and fleeing is the plan.

[grappler]

because it's YOUR safety dumbass

just make sure to give me tickets to wherever you run off to. i'll definitely buy.

[opheliac]

[there's a minute or so of delay before she replies:]

ure the dumbass.
but
ure really do care that much about my safety?

[grappler]

uh duh

why wouldn't you think that?

[opheliac]

i dont know. got new friends, a buttface girlfriend, a killer bar. u seem to have it all. why still have me around, huh?

[grappler]

because you're my sister, duh. again.

I love you.

[opheliac]

i love u too.

[...]

im glad u didnt disappear.

[grappler]

[ouch.

her heart hurts over that, especially because she's also thinking of Caitlyn.]

i'm glad you didn't disappear, too. I don't think I could bear it if I lost you... especially if you came back without your memories.

[opheliac]

id explode this whole place to bits if they ever take u away from me. i dont care how much pain theyll put me through with my body or my brain.

im not going to let anyone take u away from me again.

[grappler]

I won't let anyone take you, either. I'll beat the shit out of whoever tries to separate us.

[opheliac]

do i get a front row?

[grappler]

of course. you really think you'd get anything less?

[opheliac]

depends. bbbbuuuutttt i guess u've proven urself enough. good work, sister. i crown u as "no more of a shit slug".

[grappler]

wait I only just now got promoted? so not fair.

[opheliac]

its all about climbing up on the ladder. besides, its the journey that matters, right?

[grappler]

that's a fucking long ladder. not even sure the sky's as far up.

[opheliac]

well, u did do some crummy things so that slowed u down.

[grappler]

[ouch]

okay, fair.