OKCINDR POST #3

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on September 3rd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #3
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of...questions...to answer:

What do you look for in a "relationship?"
Do you see through time?
When you stare into the void, is it the correct universe's infinite abyss that stares back?
Please define: existential crisis
How do you justify the color pink?
Does the data not corrupt exquisitely
Do do do does does does ththth e
Does the
Does the
Dies
data
done one one zero one

Additionally, this month, misfires on the meme are much more likely, whether it's a character who wouldn't post their own profile, or comments on other top levels.

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

<lj-raw><div style="width:280px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 4px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);border-bottom:4px solid #587AC0;border-radius:4px;overflow:hidden;line-height:1.7;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;"> <!--HEADER--> <div style="text-align:center;background:#587AC0;padding:5px 0 5px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;color:#fff;font-size:25px;font-family:georgia,serif;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:-1px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/wmn8wYK.png" style="filter:invert(1);margin:0 5px 0 0;">network profile</div> <!--PFP--> <div style="height:220px;overflow:hidden;"> <img src="URL HERE" style="width:100%;height:auto;"> </div> <!--USER INFO--> <div style="border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);padding:10px 5px;margin:0 10px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.2;"> <b style="color:#587AC0;">Character_Name</b> <div style="color:#999;">@username</div> </div> <!--BLURB--> <div style="padding:15px;max-height:160px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;color:#222;"> ABOUT_ME </div> </div><div style="margin:3px auto 0 auto;width:280px;font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;text-align:right;"><a href="https://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/155095.html" style="color:#999;text-decoration:none;">CODING</a></div></lj-raw>

If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[giraffic]

oh come on

you REALLY don't know why you're worth so much?

[skelters]

No idea!!!! Cross my heart!!!!

[giraffic]

could have made something up

something super badass

[skelters]

Oh .... Sorry.


What would you suggest that's "super badass"?

[giraffic]

how about...an astronaut super spy who can fly

[skelters]

But you can fly in space already!

Sort of. You float, but it's pretty easy to change directions of your trajectory, I suppose ... Some people do have a lot of trouble with it though, like they can't stop spinning in one place because they can't get a grip on something. It's pretty dangerous, because if you're tethered you could get tangled up in it ...

[ you should probably interrupt him, because the three dots are gonna keep going otherwise ]

text -> voice

[giraffic]

[ suddenly and with no warning, there's a young but VERY loud girl's voice instead of a text ]

You've been to space?!

LMAO

[skelters]

Don't shout like that! You scared me!!!

[ he isn't above playing the coward to make people feel like he's pathetic, sorry ]

Re: LMAO

[giraffic]

[ oh, can she bully-- ]

That's not what I asked! Have you been to space or not?

[skelters]

Well ... Sort of?
I was born there.

[giraffic]

What's it like? Did you go to the moon?

oops sorry, idk why i did the font

[skelters]

Not the Moon ... But I've seen photos of it!

You're from Earth, then? Does it really look like different colours depending on when you look at it?

Re: oops sorry, idk why i did the font

[giraffic]

Yeah! Like in fall, all the plants started dying so it gets brown and orange everywhere. In winter, the snow makes everything white, and spring makes it all green again.

[skelters]

That sounds really amazing! So quite similar to here, then?

[giraffic]

I guess? I'm pretty new, so I haven't seen what happens here yet.

[skelters]

From what you're saying, it sounds similar ... I've only seen things like this on videos, so it's quite exciting for me, haha!

[giraffic]

What, you've never seen trees or something?

[skelters]

I mean ... not really?

[giraffic]

...Wait, you're serious? You've never seen trees before? How do you breathe?

[skelters]

It's a bit complicated ... There is atmosphere, but maybe it's produced by something else, haha?

[ don't let him talk any kind of science ]

Anyway, trees even look much nicer than nothing at all, right?

[giraffic]

Yeah, they're pretty sweet, especially when you stand in front of a suuuuuper huge one that's probably been there forever. It's tall and wide and you're tiny as fuck next to it. We are but mother nature's bitches, man.

[skelters]

[ language, miss???? ]

You're right!!! That's the sort of feeling you get when you look at the stars at night, too!

[giraffic]

[ she is a goon to swear jars everywhere ]

Which brings us back to, dude, you have to tell me about space. Come on! Were you an astronaut? What's it like? Have you flown a space ship?

[skelters]

[ the spiders georg of swear jars ... ]

Oh, um ... no! I just lived in one, for a little while!

[giraffic]

What does it look like up there? Can you see other planets?