OKCINDR POST #3

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on September 3rd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #3
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of...questions...to answer:

What do you look for in a "relationship?"
Do you see through time?
When you stare into the void, is it the correct universe's infinite abyss that stares back?
Please define: existential crisis
How do you justify the color pink?
Does the data not corrupt exquisitely
Do do do does does does ththth e
Does the
Does the
Dies
data
done one one zero one

Additionally, this month, misfires on the meme are much more likely, whether it's a character who wouldn't post their own profile, or comments on other top levels.

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

<lj-raw><div style="width:280px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 4px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);border-bottom:4px solid #587AC0;border-radius:4px;overflow:hidden;line-height:1.7;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;"> <!--HEADER--> <div style="text-align:center;background:#587AC0;padding:5px 0 5px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;color:#fff;font-size:25px;font-family:georgia,serif;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:-1px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/wmn8wYK.png" style="filter:invert(1);margin:0 5px 0 0;">network profile</div> <!--PFP--> <div style="height:220px;overflow:hidden;"> <img src="URL HERE" style="width:100%;height:auto;"> </div> <!--USER INFO--> <div style="border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);padding:10px 5px;margin:0 10px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.2;"> <b style="color:#587AC0;">Character_Name</b> <div style="color:#999;">@username</div> </div> <!--BLURB--> <div style="padding:15px;max-height:160px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;color:#222;"> ABOUT_ME </div> </div><div style="margin:3px auto 0 auto;width:280px;font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;text-align:right;"><a href="https://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/155095.html" style="color:#999;text-decoration:none;">CODING</a></div></lj-raw>

If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[fieldtrip]

network profile

Toph Beifong

@crusher

A grounded young woman. Is most preferential to "getting to the point."

Everything is total bullshit lately

CODING

audio;

[depressionnap]

Grounded. Hm.

[well he hopes it was a pun because it's pretty good]

[fieldtrip]

Mr. Snarky wrote it. That's why I call him Mr. Snarky.

[depressionnap]

Good choice by him.

...Noticed you have spoken to Sephiroth. Are you... getting along all right?

[fieldtrip]

Oh, you know him? Yeah - why wouldn't I?

[ Toph with all the wholesome innocence of someone who makes friends easily... ]

un: shortstack

[jaganshi]

Isn't grounded a term humans use for 'punished'

[fieldtrip]

Not where I'm from
Wait is it a TRIPLE pun ?????

[jaganshi]

I guess.

I've only ever heard it used in passing when I was waiting by Kurama's school.

[fieldtrip]

Kurama goes to school?? Why

[skelters]

Haha, that's pretty funny! But accurate! :-)

[fieldtrip]

Thanks, what's yours say

Who would pay that much money for you
What did you even do

[skelters]

I'm sure it's just a weird prank! Why would I be worth that much?

[ thank god this is over text so toph can't tell how much of a half truth that is ]

[fieldtrip]

You tell me
Is this why you're so jumpy all the time, Jumpy?

[nilhilistic]

That was funny.

[fieldtrip]

Thanks, my friend wrote it. That's why I call him Mr. Snarky.

And now I think it's a TRIPLE pun

[nilhilistic]

Well done. You should be proud.

un: exghost

[avitus]

is it ever not bullshit around here

[fieldtrip]

Sometimes we have parties

[avitus]

i mean they're fun and all but also kind of bullshit too, right?
like hey criminals welcome to jail, here's a party so you're distracted enough not to break shit
always kind of felt like a bribe you know

[thenicerone]

Then it's very nice to meet you, Toph!

It's quite the username for a grounded person like you.

[fieldtrip]

If I'm gonna be the only earthbender around I might as well embrace the rock theme, right

[thenicerone]

Earthbender?

Mind if I ask what that is?

[giraffic]

most things are bullshit really

[fieldtrip]

It's not usually this bad, trust me

[giraffic]

i miss the fun beforehand?