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Silco ([personal profile] conflictresolution) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-08-06 08:35 pm

05. Job Offers un: eyeofzaun

[Silco was dressed as he normally was, and he seemed unperturbed by the fact that the area around him was occasionally glitching from various types of fabric to open space to a plain wall. He remained perfectly normal and unaffected, which honestly was the important part, wasn't it?

This was not a shop that he was normally seen in, but anyone who had taken the time to visit the tailor would recognize the place. Some of the items on the work bench were glitching now and again.]


It seems that this world is falling to pieces, and our dearest of functional natives have taken the brunt of adverse situation in Aldrip. For those that are looking to fill the days or evenings with paid work, I find myself with an increase in availability.

I have acquired a small smattering of businesses over the course of my time here, and I will list them below. My offer is simple: a shift, a day, or more continual work is available. I pay cash in hand for time worked and long-term employment gains certain benefits. Inquire if interested.

[He flipped off the video and switched to text to list his businesses and provided their locations for those looking for something with limited transportation required.]

Sandwich Hut
Seafood Shack
The Last Drop Bar
The Flower Shop & Greenhouses
The Tailor
endcaller: (You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Fandaniel curls over to one side and grunts softly as he rights himself. For a long moment, he stares at the tablet, then...]

Nay, still confusing.

Ah!

[He spreads his hands.]

But this "affliction" as you've so aptly put it can be corrected. Of that, I have little doubt.
endcaller: (Nice computers don't go down...)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-09 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that, yes!

As I am new to this world I am still attempting to get my bearings. Last month did not help matters much.

[He wiggles a finger in the air.]

Nevertheless, it is my aim to one day uncover the secrets of Expiation, starting with these mysterious little... hiccups in the fabric of our reality.

If it is true that an AI is our overseer then it may be broken. Fixing it might afford us some stability so we can get more meaningful work done.

And better advertisements, in your case.
endcaller: (Do you wanna live forever?)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-09 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fandaniel blows out a deep sigh, if only to empty his lungs before he can explode into a giggling fit at the idea of him bringing stability to anything. Well, he thinks, he's always been unusual Ascian.]

Why, thank you Ser.

[A beat then...]

Forgive me, I must ask... Is being more laconic a sign of someone who has been here long? Does this star drain the will to speak from you?
endcaller: (My biology I know. You I worry about.)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-09 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Where he's from...

Fandaniel leans forward and picks his tablet up from wherever it's resting.

Username: eyeofzaun

Isn't Zaun the name of the place Jinx and Ekko keep talking about? He wonders if this is the mysterious fifth Runeterran Vi had mentioned but keeps the thought to himself, at least for now. Why this group seems so secretive is unknown to him, but he decides the reason is their business.]


Oh, come now.

Have I said anything overly arrogant? I told you my aim, not that I go about my day with the delusional certainty that I shall succeed.

I am a man of science so I must at least attempt to learn this star's secrets. Would you not do the same in my boots?
endcaller: (You got the cutest screams ever)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-10 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, did the robes give it away?

[Fandaniel winks at the camera.]

I doubt I know enough to be considered an archmagus of any sort and certainly not a sorcerer but I know my way around a useful cantrip or two.

Why do you ask?
endcaller: (Bullshit makes the flowers grow)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-10 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you now? How curious!

I admit I have no idea who you might have met. My form of dress is unique and I speak of my achievements only when necessary. If I am undertaking a scientific endeavor 'tis worth knowing I am a scientist, yes?

My use of language, however...

[He shrugs and lifts a gloved hand, palm up.]

Guilty as charged for my grandiloquence, perhaps. Apologies if you find it off-putting.
endcaller: (Allagan music is better than it sounds)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The concerned citizen's advice is duly noted!

[Fandaniel's smile widens.]

Do I truly give the impression that I feel such contempt toward my fellow Chosen?

endcaller: (The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-12 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody in this city knows me well.

[He leans forward, and sets the tablet down on something as he continues to speak.]

But I know you! Or, should I say, of you.

You are the businessman who traveled to Rumpitur, yes?
endcaller: (I think therefore I win.)

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[personal profile] endcaller 2024-08-12 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
A worthy cause indeed!

[He hooks a finger at the camera.]

May I ask if any of this occurred after these tears in reality began to manifest?

I have been wondering if all of Expiation is afflicted with this...well, whatever this is. Or if we here in Aldrip are the only ones.