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expiationnet2024-07-09 01:53 am
nuraridouman) wrote in expiationnet2024-07-09 01:53 am
video; un: ashiya-dono
-ing piece of... Ah! Does this work? Helloooo? Gods, I’m going to feel like such an idiot if this doesn’t-
[The video shakes and turns several times around before it finally settles. Apparently the owner put it somewhere and is inspecting it now like one would a mirror, all angry frowns, tousled purple hair and challenging red eyes that match well with the ornate red and black kariginu that the teen(?) is wearing. And is that a paw-print on his cheek? His voice is surprisingly deep though, and comes as a belligerent growl.]
Alright. This.
[He holds up a very elegant & smug looking fox by its scruff, looking disgusted.]
This poor excuse of a pest has been having a field day eating my food, stealing and burying my clothes, tracking ink over my notices and otherwise being a nuisance. So if this is anyone’s pet, I want compensation.
If it isn’t... I’m looking for a talented fur monger or tanner to turn this into an outfit for next winter. Money won’t be an issue.
[He lowers his captive.]
Second, what’s the best way of getting from place to place here? That stupid grilled chicken Suzaku dares ignore my calls, so I need to invest in a ride that’s both reliable and worthy of an imperial court noble.
Are those Choo-Bootys really better than horse- OW! You-!!
[Rule 1 when handling wild animals: don’t take your attention off of said wild animal.]
[The video shakes and turns several times around before it finally settles. Apparently the owner put it somewhere and is inspecting it now like one would a mirror, all angry frowns, tousled purple hair and challenging red eyes that match well with the ornate red and black kariginu that the teen(?) is wearing. And is that a paw-print on his cheek? His voice is surprisingly deep though, and comes as a belligerent growl.]
Alright. This.
[He holds up a very elegant & smug looking fox by its scruff, looking disgusted.]
This poor excuse of a pest has been having a field day eating my food, stealing and burying my clothes, tracking ink over my notices and otherwise being a nuisance. So if this is anyone’s pet, I want compensation.
If it isn’t... I’m looking for a talented fur monger or tanner to turn this into an outfit for next winter. Money won’t be an issue.
[He lowers his captive.]
Second, what’s the best way of getting from place to place here? That stupid grilled chicken Suzaku dares ignore my calls, so I need to invest in a ride that’s both reliable and worthy of an imperial court noble.
Are those Choo-Bootys really better than horse- OW! You-!!
[Rule 1 when handling wild animals: don’t take your attention off of said wild animal.]
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The cost of all the things he has either eaten or broken plus a small compensation for all the trouble I've had with him should be fair, right?
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I am sure you're aware I'll also need a list of the items being accounted for.
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As for the list, I'm sure that can be arranged. Who should I address it to?
[Be warned that the overall sum is inevitably going to equal the bill of a very nice night in the red-light district.]
catching up on pre-hiatus tags, happy to wrap up shortly, but feel free to ignore if it's too old!
You may address it to Kurama.
[He does not really care at all what this guy does with his money, as long as he's honest about no harm coming to the animal.]
I trust the creature will be safe in the meantime, and you will uphold your end of the deal to release it once the debt is paid.