text un: thegr8st backdated to yesterday... i'm so sorry........

[garbagecanned]

HEYYYYYYY GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS
MINE
IM THE BIG 1-7 BABY

so bc its my big day im gonna post a challenge to all the cuties in Aldrip:

I WANNA SEE UR BEST NURSE OUTFIT LOOKS
AUTOMATIC 10/10

SEND THE BIRTHDAY BOY UR BEST PICS PLS PLS PLS

[that's it. that's the text.]

Comments

[garbagecanned]

I CAN STILL SEE THIS U KNO

[conflictresolution]

Yes, and?

[garbagecanned]

mayb dont talk abt maiming someone on their bday

[conflictresolution]

You'd be fine with it yesterday or tomorrow then?

[garbagecanned]

i mean it wouldnt b the first time

[conflictresolution]

You see that the day isn't the problem, correct?

[garbagecanned]

shut up no1 asked u

[conflictresolution]

You invited the question by asking the maiming to move to a different day. I do hope for your sake that you outgrow this stage of development.

[garbagecanned]

u out here acting like u never were like this
u never had kinks or anything when u were a teenager dude

[conflictresolution]

Hardly. I wasn't propositioning for busty photos as I didn't have to. Those were rather freely available.

Boy, you aren't old enough or skilled enough to know how an orgasm works for a woman I expect let alone to be mentally functional enough to have a list of actual kinks.

[garbagecanned]

oh i mean i have porn mags but its not the same u know

excuse me how do u kno that u dont kno anything abt me!!!

[conflictresolution]

Do you now? I assume the pages are sticky from desperation all the same.

Your defensive tone tells me everything I need to know. You're still at the rub on his/her thigh and find the finish line stage.

[garbagecanned]

i keep them in gr8 condition tyvm

I AM NOT bro dont jump 2 conclusions i do much more than that!!

[conflictresolution]

In plastic covers?

Oh, this will be good. Do tell.

[garbagecanned]

no they get a weird glare on them

im not gonna tell u u kno this is public rite
i dont gotta tell u anything anyway i dont need 2 prove myself!!!

[finally maybe he's got some self awareness.]

[conflictresolution]

Of course you've experienced that.

Excellent, we can cross exhibitionism off of your kink list. Progress.

[garbagecanned]

as if u arent gross every1s gross abt smth
dont act all high and mighty or w/e

[conflictresolution]

For once, we agree on something. However, I keep my private matters strictly private.

Today we have learned:
- you have porn
- you are mediocre at sex but with a strong potential to learn
- you have kinks which do not include exhibitionisms but likely to include voyeurism

Did I miss anything? Happy birthday, by the way.

[garbagecanned]

[............................................................................................

why is silco actually right in this assumption]

u cant kno all that from 1 convo ur just guessing

[conflictresolution]

That reply tells me I am correct.

[garbagecanned]

shut up im not talking 2 u anymore

[he's so... mature..]

[conflictresolution]

This news has affected me greatly.

[Sarcasm.]