text un: thegr8st backdated to yesterday... i'm so sorry........

[garbagecanned]

HEYYYYYYY GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS
MINE
IM THE BIG 1-7 BABY

so bc its my big day im gonna post a challenge to all the cuties in Aldrip:

I WANNA SEE UR BEST NURSE OUTFIT LOOKS
AUTOMATIC 10/10

SEND THE BIRTHDAY BOY UR BEST PICS PLS PLS PLS

[that's it. that's the text.]

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[killjoyprince]

[Yosuke.... But most importantly. UM??]

YOSUKE SENPAI
MY 17 BIRTHDAY WAS IN APRIL

[Uh......................]

text un: xxii

[orphne]

Do you have a nurse outfit I could borrow? 🤔

[invinciblemikey]

bruh

[garbagecanned]

wait a min

how does that work?????????????

[garbagecanned]

ILL TOTALLY GET U ONE
DONT U WORRY

[garbagecanned]

get outta here

[orphne]

Hmmmm well at least let me give you money for it then!! Since it's your birthday and all. :D You don't want a party or anything?

[killjoyprince]

TECHNICALLY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY 17TH A MONTH AFTER I ARRIVED

AS IT WAS MARCH BACK HOME WHEN I ARRIVED, BUT WAS FEBRUARY HERE

[battlefieldbrat]

i see...girls celebrate with a party, boys celebrate with debauchery

[he's taking notes. learning things.]

text un: izanyagi, i'm so sorry for this

[izanagis]

Here you go.

[He attaches this picture...]

Text;

[conflictresolution]

[He knew exactly what a seventeen-year-old boy wanted, and it wasn't the nurse unless it was for a bend-over and cough kink. Who was he to not provide what was actually expected here.]

You're 17. At least be honest with what you're seeking, boy.

Here

[Warning: Tits and balls]

[garbagecanned]

hell yeah!!!
sounds like u never had a party bro we need to change that one day

[garbagecanned]

wait im so confused
if ur bday is in April how does that make sense

[garbagecanned]

I mean theres kinda been a party going on the past few days!! and honestly I just wanna see the nurse outfits
ill be omw asap I kno just where to find one

[how????]

[garbagecanned]

[...........................................

he stares at this text for a really long time]

its birds and bird feed dude what r u saying

[garbagecanned]

[he was about to get REALLY EXCITED.................................

bruh]

I rly thought I was gonna get something here

[izanagis]

[Wow. Somehow he was not expecting that level of disappointment.]

Over the network, really??

[conflictresolution]

[Uncultured sump-rat this one was. Just the way Silco liked them.]

That's a true tit, boy. I imagine it's the closest you've been to one.

[killjoyprince]

APRIL 1995 I WAS BORN
I WAS 16 IN MARCH 2012 WHEN NARUKAMI LEFT

MY BIRTHDAY WOULD HAVE BEEN A MONTH AWAY

HOWEVER THERE IS A TIME DISCREPANCY HERE AS IT WAS FEBRUARY IN THIS PLACE WHEN I ARRIVED
MEANING MY BIRTHDAY WOULD HAVE TECHNICALLY OCCURRED IN MARCH HERE

[A pause. Because... Uh. ]

Yosuke senpai were you born on the 22nd June 1994?

[garbagecanned]

WELL IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE NSFW

(•_•)
<) )>
/ \

[killjoyprince]

[okay that got a chuckle out of her. ]

I SUPPOSE I'LL ADD THIS BOOBY

[was it immature? Yes, but it was bullying and getting revenge on Yosuke. ]

[garbagecanned]

jokes on YOU ive seen tits in the flesh!!
and not the bird tit either!!!

[oh my God this is so horrible]

[garbagecanned]

STOPPPPPP

[garbagecanned]

oh...................................

wait did I screw up my math then

AM I 18?????

[killjoyprince]

I believe you would be approaching your 19th depending on how long you've been here.


[Sorry bro ]