text; un: mrmurasaki

[depressionnap]

in need of coffin
ideally well cushioned

open to suggestions

Comments

un: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

well! i can put u in one if thats what u want 😀

[depressionnap]

no

[opheliac]

but u just wrote u need a coffin! what else would u use it for besides dying in it?

[depressionnap]

that's my business

[opheliac]

ooooo! i know those three words. soooo who are we killing today?

can i guess? is it someone who betrayed u? OR is it someone who is better than u in every way possible and ure just fed up!

the last straw has been drawn.

[depressionnap]

all of this is incorrect

[opheliac]

hmm HMMM. how many guesses do i have left?

[depressionnap]

depends on my patience

[opheliac]

ha, ure funny and i like funny people. ... or are u a golem? is that why u want a coffin? to store all of ur clinky clanky parts? im an engineer, u know. AND a scientist. a super soldier. AND a bomb expert.

[depressionnap]

jack of all trades, but do you master anything particular?

not a golem.

[opheliac]

guns. ure talking to a girl who built a rocket launcher all by herself.

[depressionnap]

now that is interesting.

if i required a tune up on my firearm, would you examine mine?

[opheliac]

mmmmaayybbe. as long as u keep it between u and me. my guns get super jealous if im poking around with another one. especially if theyre not mine.

[depressionnap]

im good at keeping secrets

[he assumes she is just being a little quirky, a little silly, but nah we know jinx IS like that...]

[opheliac]

[ she is SO super silly and quirky. there's nothing else going on with her. just an average girl living in her average world. ]

great! because pow-pow is a loud singer. once u get her going, its hard to get her to stop. maybe ill let u see her sometime and ill be sure she wont blow u a kiss.
she can't help herself with that either.

[depressionnap]

[this is getting weird fast hmm quickly time to change the subject]

you didn't finish guessing

[opheliac]

oh, i forgot! okok. ure no golem and u cant be human either. unless u want to drill air holes in ur coffin.

immortal?

[depressionnap]

i suppose so. i dont know the extent of it.

[opheliac]

well are u over 100 years old? thats a good way to know!

[depressionnap]

no

[opheliac]

half immortal, half human! am i right, mr murkey?

[depressionnap]

that's not far from the truth actually

[opheliac]

HA! i knew i'd win. im the master of all games.

[depressionnap]

congratulations

now where can i get a coffin

[opheliac]

well if i was a coffin, i would probably hang around in the forest. do some grave robbing at the graveyard. dump out the body and take it.