text; un: mrmurasaki

[depressionnap]

in need of coffin
ideally well cushioned

open to suggestions

Comments

[opheliac]

well are u over 100 years old? thats a good way to know!

[depressionnap]

no

[opheliac]

half immortal, half human! am i right, mr murkey?

[depressionnap]

that's not far from the truth actually

[opheliac]

HA! i knew i'd win. im the master of all games.

[depressionnap]

congratulations

now where can i get a coffin

[opheliac]

well if i was a coffin, i would probably hang around in the forest. do some grave robbing at the graveyard. dump out the body and take it.

[depressionnap]

there are several reasons as to why that's a terrible idea but thank you

[opheliac]

name me 1.

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it would smell

[opheliac]

perfume. next.

[depressionnap]

perfume is a temporary fix until the coffin is actually cleaned otherwise the smell will return

[opheliac]

so clean it, genius.

[depressionnap]

it would require adequate padding as well for me

there's also no telling what the coffin quality is like

in addition im not interested in digging up graves

essentially, this idea is full of a lot of cons instead of pros

[opheliac]

u can learn a lot from corpses.

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im aware but i have no interest in handling the corpses around here when the only purpose i seek is a proper coffin to sleep in

your suggestion does not work end of story

[opheliac]

its cute the way u think ure the boss and what u says goes.

[depressionnap]

you cannot force me to do your inadequate suggestion

[opheliac]

is that a dare or a double dare? because it smells awfully like one!

chomper #1: holy crud! take a bath, will ya?!

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[leaves jinx on read]

[opheliac]

you: u know jinx, ure right. i was such a stupid loser for thinking grave robbing wasnt the coolest idea ever!

me: ooooh uuuuuuu, dont worry, ill forgive u because i like u.

you: im off to sleep in a coffin now with a dead body, see ya later, jinx! the queen if havoc and bomb expert!

me: bomb-bye, new friend! dont be a stranger 🙈🙉🙊

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