text / anonymous (before the last day of the party)

[heartstopping]

[Rolo's not generally bothered by what anyone thinks, but somehow this feels like an extremely embarrassing thing to have to ask, so he sticks with posting anonymously like he has been so far.]

How does one go about "forming bonds" with people on purpose?

[ don't laugh please he has literally only ever stumbled into this by accident ]

Comments

[laserguy]

What the hell, man? I'm not being patronizing-- besides, I literally suggested the arcade.

[heartstopping]

Offering suggestions while acting like the question is stupid sounds pretty patronizing to me.

[laserguy]

[Scott pinches his nose, no wonder this person has no friends--]

Geez, I was just saying that you could be more honest. There's nothing stupid asking for friends.

[heartstopping]

[There are so many reasons why he has no friends, honestly.]

I can be honest once I actually know what I'm doing.

[laserguy]

Still need more tips? Alright, because I'm feeling generous today.

Grab a sandwich together.

[heartstopping]

Why a sandwich?

[laserguy]

[Not because that was the only thing he was able to make--]

Easy meal to just grab and go, you know? So, in case you and the person you're 'trying to form a bond with' gets bored sitting around, you can just get up and walk around. No plates or utensils needed. Plus, not super expensive.

Definitely a good 'let's start knowing each other' food. Worked with me.

[heartstopping]

You actually made a friend like that?

[laserguy]

Yeah, of course. Wouldn't have said this otherwise, man. Look, I'm happy to pull shit on people, but not about this stuff.

[Veering a little to much into the deep asshole territory for him.]

[heartstopping]

It just seems too easy.

[laserguy]

Look, if you end up failing, you can come back and complain to me.

[Then he'll point out everything this guy did wrong, because clearly, his plan is foolproof.]