osamu "vodka aunt" dazai (
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is it a radio show
Hello, ladies and gentleman! This could be a radio show, I could tell you all the people I saw smacking kisses this past December, the list is long and juicy!
But, no. Today, the matter at hand is a little different. As you know, the plants, the animals, everything is in a rather bad place right now, and unfortunately, 'No Longer Human' can do nothing for you! It's not an ability, you see? Oops.
That said, if you feel out of control, come to Lupin. I'll be there for this month, and I'll keep an eye on your abilities for you.
No free drinks, please don't trash my bar, and Lupin employees will be compensated with all my salary shared between you guys this month for working overtime and on my behalf because I'm definitely not attending to so many people!
This has been Dazai, good luck out there.
But, no. Today, the matter at hand is a little different. As you know, the plants, the animals, everything is in a rather bad place right now, and unfortunately, 'No Longer Human' can do nothing for you! It's not an ability, you see? Oops.
That said, if you feel out of control, come to Lupin. I'll be there for this month, and I'll keep an eye on your abilities for you.
No free drinks, please don't trash my bar, and Lupin employees will be compensated with all my salary shared between you guys this month for working overtime and on my behalf because I'm definitely not attending to so many people!
This has been Dazai, good luck out there.
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that alone, i wouldn't say it is. data is just doing what data does!
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Now you sound like a scientist, boy.
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oh, not at all! i'm a detective, didn't i tell you?!
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You did, but you still sound like someone I used to know.
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do i want to know?
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Doubtful. I fear he would never appear here anyway, so it would be a waste.
[Plus, information was valuable.]
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no comments, then.
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ah, well, anyway. are you going to come, too?
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I'm a bit old to hang out at such a place.
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if you die, i'll take your business gladly!
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You'll have to fight my daughter for them.
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can't we just hug it out? i'm a peace and love type of person!
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You may be, but I guarantee she isn't. You'll be chewing on your own kidneys within fifteen minutes.
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