the dazai osamu radio show part 3109283

[nullificates]

(it's just voice, of course, and he sounds... dazai-y. chipper, obnoxious, LOUD! let's go.)

Ladies and gentlemen and my dear mentees, now it begins...! The current Unnamed Dazai Radio Show That Should Definitely Have A Name By Now But I Can't Be Bothered! To the new arrivals, please expect this every once and a while, to old listeners, it's a recap!

Since my last appearance, so much has happened! An evil maze that rubbed all our problems on our faces, the locals are not happy with us for some reason, and ah, the sentencing. Oooooh, the sentencing! So scary, very scary. Jerry, if you are listening...! I hope the smell of alcohol and flammability haunts your dreams. I genuinely hope you enjoyed the process of cleaning up! It can be very therapeutic, you know? Studies show that assholes clean 17% better than non-assholes! I'm sure you have done a great job! Ah, they also show that you must find a partner and take up a hobby. Maybe taking out the stick up your ass could be an enjoyable, relaxing experience! Which you definitely need!

That said, let's go to the nice things! Our farm man Astralin has opened a very nice onsen, so you should all go there and soak your troubles away! My very long bones thank you deeply! Nice snacks, too. Please, though, keep any dogs away from me!

Last but not least, those who have patience for Akechi-kun's long rambling disposition should be aware that we have now started our work with helping out with Jerry's ass stick, or, well, sentencing! Please come to us for any questions, we got an office, but please anything that requires paperwork should not go into my hands! We're here to help, so don't hesitate to come to us.

To finish this on a fun note, let's draw a little. Here's mine! Can you guess who it is?! Bye bye!

Comments

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[expi]

[suddenly, even though Jerry hasn't looked at the network, he begins to get a migraine. he starts to smell a ghostly reminder of alcohol, and suddenly his skin crawls as he remembers Dazai.]

[nullificates]

(good, bitch.

be afraid. stay very afraid.)

[expi]

[he ain't afraid of you bitch fuck off

He's just extremely disgusted]

[nullificates]

(get here then let him kiss your sweet lips or is that a CRIME)

text?

[gotbrains]

[nullificates]

[gotbrains]

[nullificates]

[gotbrains]

meow

[nullificates]

woof

[gotbrains]

[nullificates]

[opheliac]

( don't mind her, she is just laughing. )

voice

[garbagecanned]

[he sounds disgruntled.]

He might've had a lot to say but at least he wasn't yelling in everyone's ears... Akechi, I mean.

[nullificates]

yeah but it was much more fun!

[garbagecanned]

It's a lot going on.

Also the picture at the end?? Did you need to?

[nullificates]

Duh! Wouldn't have done it otherwise!

[garbagecanned]

Right.

[muttering:]

This place has some weirdass people here...

voice;

[laserguy]

I have a question.

How have you and Akechi not killed each other yet? [He doesn't even know the whole Backstory and yet it's still hard to imagine the two of them sharing a room together and someone not getting shot.]

[nullificates]

It'd make Koto-chan and Akira-kun sad!

[laserguy]

[Okay, he gets Kotone, because Dazai is her mentor and somehow she's friends with Akechi. But Akira??]

Huh? Is Akira close to you guys?

[nullificates]

I like the kid.

[laserguy]

[Oh, okay. Fair enough. Scott has zero opinions about this.

...Also guess he'd be a little sad if Dazai died. JUST A LITTLE.]

Yeah, he's pretty cool. [...] Guess continue not killing each other then.

[nullificates]

I'll try my best! You have faith, right? I think he's a faster trigger than me either way! Ah, I've lost practice! Ah, Scotty, you're my delivery boy, by the way. Thanks! You're great!

[laserguy]

[...Huh? What just happened???]

I'm not delivering anything!