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expiationnet2023-11-07 10:29 am
nullificates) wrote in expiationnet2023-11-07 10:29 am
the dazai osamu radio show part 3109283
(it's just voice, of course, and he sounds... dazai-y. chipper, obnoxious, LOUD! let's go.)
Ladies and gentlemen and my dear mentees, now it begins...! The current Unnamed Dazai Radio Show That Should Definitely Have A Name By Now But I Can't Be Bothered! To the new arrivals, please expect this every once and a while, to old listeners, it's a recap!
Since my last appearance, so much has happened! An evil maze that rubbed all our problems on our faces, the locals are not happy with us for some reason, and ah, the sentencing. Oooooh, the sentencing! So scary, very scary. Jerry, if you are listening...! I hope the smell of alcohol and flammability haunts your dreams. I genuinely hope you enjoyed the process of cleaning up! It can be very therapeutic, you know? Studies show that assholes clean 17% better than non-assholes! I'm sure you have done a great job! Ah, they also show that you must find a partner and take up a hobby. Maybe taking out the stick up your ass could be an enjoyable, relaxing experience! Which you definitely need!
That said, let's go to the nice things! Our farm man Astralin has opened a very nice onsen, so you should all go there and soak your troubles away! My very long bones thank you deeply! Nice snacks, too. Please, though, keep any dogs away from me!
Last but not least, those who have patience for Akechi-kun's long rambling disposition should be aware that we have now started our work with helping out with Jerry's ass stick, or, well, sentencing! Please come to us for any questions, we got an office, but please anything that requires paperwork should not go into my hands! We're here to help, so don't hesitate to come to us.
To finish this on a fun note, let's draw a little. Here's mine! Can you guess who it is?! Bye bye!
Ladies and gentlemen and my dear mentees, now it begins...! The current Unnamed Dazai Radio Show That Should Definitely Have A Name By Now But I Can't Be Bothered! To the new arrivals, please expect this every once and a while, to old listeners, it's a recap!
Since my last appearance, so much has happened! An evil maze that rubbed all our problems on our faces, the locals are not happy with us for some reason, and ah, the sentencing. Oooooh, the sentencing! So scary, very scary. Jerry, if you are listening...! I hope the smell of alcohol and flammability haunts your dreams. I genuinely hope you enjoyed the process of cleaning up! It can be very therapeutic, you know? Studies show that assholes clean 17% better than non-assholes! I'm sure you have done a great job! Ah, they also show that you must find a partner and take up a hobby. Maybe taking out the stick up your ass could be an enjoyable, relaxing experience! Which you definitely need!
That said, let's go to the nice things! Our farm man Astralin has opened a very nice onsen, so you should all go there and soak your troubles away! My very long bones thank you deeply! Nice snacks, too. Please, though, keep any dogs away from me!
Last but not least, those who have patience for Akechi-kun's long rambling disposition should be aware that we have now started our work with helping out with Jerry's ass stick, or, well, sentencing! Please come to us for any questions, we got an office, but please anything that requires paperwork should not go into my hands! We're here to help, so don't hesitate to come to us.
To finish this on a fun note, let's draw a little. Here's mine! Can you guess who it is?! Bye bye!