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Good evening, everyone. Pardon any interruptions I've made to your day but if you don't mind I have a favor to ask.

What would you say is a good name for someone small who likes green?

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do i get a prize for best name

[ticket218]

Only if your name is indeed the best.

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prize for trying hard

[ticket218]

An honorary mention prize.

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MOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

[ticket218]

You've already got a prize, what's the problem?

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i want a bigger one

[ticket218]

You don't even know what the prize is.

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fine. fine!!!!

[ticket218]

Good.

You can collect your one free drink at Lupin at your convenience.

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... sig!!!!!!!

[ticket218]

Yes, Dazai?

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unfair prize.

[ticket218]

You think so?

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i drink for free all the time

i think

... sig?

[ticket218]

I'll be sure to pass on your complaint to my superior.

Yes?

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am i not drinking for free

[ticket218]

Letting you do that would be bad business practice.

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( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) im devastated

[ticket218]

You hired me to help keep your business running smoothly, and I take that job seriously.

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(◕︿◕✿) sig why are you mean

[ticket218]

I'm not mean, I'm doing what you asked.

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(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु am i not an exception?!!!!

[ticket218]

Why would you be an exception?

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my heart breaks.