004. 💥 (TXT) ⇁CHARM

[opheliac]

Hello Friends,

My name is ( well, he can't say fishbones because that will defeat the purpose of being anonymous. and to note, jinx will get pretty peeved with him. ) FB. And I'm here to bring you a quick little thing that I would very much appreciate for you to answer.


Please answer these questions to the best of your ability and with a bit of seriousness. I don't want to frighten anyone but... these questions are for someone whose life is on the line. Without your input, the person in question may not live by the time limit they are given. So this is very important! So please help my dear friend!!

1. If there is something in this town you would like to see be rebuild, what would that be?

2. What is something that can make YOU feel safe and secure in the village of Aldrip? Multiple answers are fine and encouraged.

BONUS QUESTIONS (OPTIONAL NOT REQUIRED):

3. What are the dos and donts to dating?

4. What is expected for a boyfriend/girlfriend to do during this phase?

5. What is good for handling nightmares?

6. How do you cope with guilt?

7. Do you think it's possible for magic to make a toy come alive like the vegetables we've been seeing? If so, do you know anyone who can make it happen?

Thank you for taking the time to read my questions. I hope everyone has a SUPER BIG AMAZING DAY!

Your friend,
FB 🦈

Comments

[fatalism]

i don't want to answer these.

[ fyodor please ]

[opheliac]

That's okay! We can talk about something else. Are you having a good day, friend?

[fatalism]

oh yes, it is a lovely day. one that is just brimming with sunshine and the promise of vegetable salads later.

[opheliac]

It's important to go out in the sun on a sunny day. I don't have skin but I still enjoy being outside!
What's your favorite vegetable?

[fatalism]

[ you know what? this might as well happen ]

i have a fondness for tomatoes and sweet potatoes.

you don't have skin so...what are you? please tell me you're not a living skeleton.

[opheliac]

You can make a lot of delicious dishes with tomatoes and potatoes!!

( you know, he is suppose to be anonymous but maybe it's okay to let out just a tiny bit of information. it's not like everyone knows who jinx is and her weapons, right? )

I'm an object. I don't have a skeleton.

[fatalism]

a talking object. what level of sentience do you have?

[opheliac]

Uh. I don't know. I guess I'm smarter than the Chompers. They're loudmouths and all they talk about is setting up booty traps all day long.

[fatalism]

booty traps? that's quite the topic of conversation, almost criminal

[ ...as if he's not guilty of worse things ]

[opheliac]

Very criminal. I wouldn't mind so much if they would just talk about something more pleasant. And Pow-Pow never talks but that's because she doesn't have a mouth. But she does sing when she is free to.

[fatalism]

and how can she sing without a mouth?

[ because clearly that's the Important Question ]

[opheliac]

She goes pew pewpewpwepwepwpewpew. Like that.

[fatalism]

i see. very...musical

[ no he does not see ]

[opheliac]

Yes! She has a powerful voice. Some people have died hearing her songs.

1/3

[fatalism]

[ wait. ]

2/3

[fatalism]

[ what ]

3/3

[fatalism]

is that so. i'd love to meet her one day then

[ fyodor, sir ]

[opheliac]

I can send you a picture of her if you want!

[fatalism]

[ well this might as well happen ]

go on

[opheliac]

( after a minute or so, he will receive a picture message than a text message. and it'll be a picture of pow-pow in a corner of a room, propped up against the wall. )

[fatalism]

[ oh my god ]

she is very lovely

[ fyodor......diaf ]

[opheliac]

She's okay, I guess. Not really my type. But she's still pretty in her own way.