004. 💥 (TXT) ⇁CHARM

[opheliac]

Hello Friends,

My name is ( well, he can't say fishbones because that will defeat the purpose of being anonymous. and to note, jinx will get pretty peeved with him. ) FB. And I'm here to bring you a quick little thing that I would very much appreciate for you to answer.


Please answer these questions to the best of your ability and with a bit of seriousness. I don't want to frighten anyone but... these questions are for someone whose life is on the line. Without your input, the person in question may not live by the time limit they are given. So this is very important! So please help my dear friend!!

1. If there is something in this town you would like to see be rebuild, what would that be?

2. What is something that can make YOU feel safe and secure in the village of Aldrip? Multiple answers are fine and encouraged.

BONUS QUESTIONS (OPTIONAL NOT REQUIRED):

3. What are the dos and donts to dating?

4. What is expected for a boyfriend/girlfriend to do during this phase?

5. What is good for handling nightmares?

6. How do you cope with guilt?

7. Do you think it's possible for magic to make a toy come alive like the vegetables we've been seeing? If so, do you know anyone who can make it happen?

Thank you for taking the time to read my questions. I hope everyone has a SUPER BIG AMAZING DAY!

Your friend,
FB 🦈

Comments

[nullificates]

3 possible charges you think could have been!!!

go

[ticket218]

[ sHIT UH, GIVE HIM A SECOND ]

Breaking an entering, blackmail, resisting arrest?

[nullificates]

wow i have only done one of that list!

nope, drug use, and womanizing! anti-fun.

[ticket218]

One of those is still illegal in most places.

[nullificates]

you see, but i don't know what constitutes as drugs in this place! could be drinking... coffee! what's the definition of drugs?

ah, chamomile extract?

[ticket218]

Alright, yes, that's a valid point.

Why would something so important be kept a secret?

[nullificates]

ding ding ding. so, if the point of this place is rehabilitation, how will we know what wrongdoings we are currently doing?

ah, should i open a law firm?

[ticket218]

[ If they're to honestly discuss ideas, it may not be the best one to do it where they can be monitored. Hm. ]

You would make a terrifying lawyer. Half on account of your mind, and half on account of barely being able to keep a business running.

[nullificates]

oh, it is running. part of being a boss is delegating after all, and my accounting department? 10 stars!

[ticket218]

Glad you think so. As a matter of fact, I'm doing numbers right now and would love an explanation for some of these expenses.

[ Come. Over. ]