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Ken "I'm Not a Grown Up Yet" Amada ([personal profile] whatsamada) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2023-08-13 10:41 am

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I know this is an odd request considering everything that has been happening. But do you think that anyone can help me cook?

...Just to see if it tastes good or not.


[Because local 13 year old boy needs help.]
opheliac: ✖ malagraphic (if you think you can love me)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-04 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
So... how do you kill a God? Ain't they all, y'know, super powerful and stuff?

( and by the looks of ken, he appears to be just an average human. but looks can be deceiving, however. she met a few chosen so far who seemed human on the outside, but they're actually an entire different species or being. )
opheliac: (•_•) (but it's too late)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-05 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What the tick-tick boom is a Persona? — And if you gotta give me a long explanation what it is, I don't wanna know. Three sentences are the max, two words are the minimum.

( because anything longer than that will just bore her to tears and will just tune out completely. )
opheliac: (•_•) (I'ma straight up villain)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-08 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, got it! ( that's a good explanation to her despite it sounding a little strange. maybe ken is a mage or some kind with arcane talent. this place does seem crawling with magic users in every direction. it makes her feel a tiny bit jealous, but at least she has her shimmer legs. )

Think ya can show me this creature sometime?
opheliac: (•_•) (You can hunt me like a sport now)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then how's this for a deal? If ya show me, I'll protect you for as long as you need me to.

( of course, she'll need to make a quick pitstop to the forest to grab her weapons sometime during the day if she wants to keep this promise. but she can still hold her own without them. her legs are pretty damn powerful if she says so herself. )
opheliac: (•_•) (Take you to the grave I'll ghost)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-11 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry!! Kala-Nala will be fine and so will everythin' else.

( jinx tilts her head from side to side in attempt to crack any sore muscles out of her neck. )

Besides we're just gonna cook after this, right? — What's the worst that can happen?

( ... kitchen blowing up or the building they will be in. or maybe some monster decides to jump out of the cupboards to eat their flesh. this place might not be as random as that, but... it's shown to be full of surprises so far. )
opheliac: (•_•) (This is killing us all)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-12 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
How can fire be trouble, anyway? It provides heat, light, and creates new energy!

( now she is just teasing. jinx is smart enough to know how fire cause a lot of damage given the fact she is a terrorist. but she enjoys boggling and giving people a headache for no reason. )
opheliac: (•_•) (If you gonna tou-touch me)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-15 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okaaaayy — But y'know, people whine all the time how it takes FOREVER to go from this place to the Rumpitur town. If we just kersplat the trees, we wouldn't have to worry so much.

( the girl waves her hands all nonchalant and willy-nilly. )

It'll solve the problem in a snap.
opheliac: (•_•) (sway me more)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Only the toughest of the toughest survived in Zaun. You kinda gotta if those Enforcers march on in and try to throw you down for no reason.

( and spotting that farmhouse finally, jinx picks up the space and adjusts the sack that she's been carrying along this whole time. )

Anyway, I hope you're ready to eat the most delicious dish of your life!
opheliac: (•_•) (but I know them birds saw me)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-21 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You just hit the bullseye, kid, 'cause that's EXACTLY what they are. A big group of stuffies that won't let anyone have any fun and for us to stay in the shadows so we don't embarrass 'em.

( she stops moving on for a moment to throw the sack over her shoulder to the ground. opening it, she reveals to him the ingredients she snagged: some bread, lettuce, some sauce packages, and crabmeat that's also in tucked in neat packaging. )

Ta-da ♪! — Your dinner...!
opheliac: (•_•) (I'll stay so deep inside your brain)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-21 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I also kicked the waiter in the jewels when he tried to grab the bag from me, so maybe it's over that.

( how aggressive!! )

But he had it comin'. You don't snag a girl's bag without asking. It's bad manners and just rude...!
Edited 2023-09-21 22:19 (UTC)
opheliac: (•_•) (all i need is you by my side)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-23 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like they would just give me the stuff if I asked 'em like a cutesy lil' girl.

( she rolls her eyes at the completely outrageous alternative, swinging the sack back over her shoulder. )

Gimme a break, Short stuff. As if they do handouts for free. Everyone knows nothing is free AND they'll lose business that way. Your joke could use some work, by the way. I'll rate it a four outta ten.

( jinx should rate it lower due to it not giving her a single giggle, but it got a reaction out of her and that takes effort. )
Edited 2023-09-23 19:53 (UTC)
opheliac: (•_•) (posed to be)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-24 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm following you, Sport...! Where are all the dishes and junk?

( because they are going to need some pots, knives, cutting board, and all of those goodies to make what they're going to make. sure, she could probably snoop around herself to gather whatever materials, but letting ken being in charge of that may be a little faster. )

cw: innuendo cause im stupid.

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