whatsamada: P4AU (People are Strange)
Ken "I'm Not a Grown Up Yet" Amada ([personal profile] whatsamada) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2023-08-13 10:41 am

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I know this is an odd request considering everything that has been happening. But do you think that anyone can help me cook?

...Just to see if it tastes good or not.


[Because local 13 year old boy needs help.]
opheliac: ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ (feel it in my bones)

cw: innuendo cause im stupid.

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-25 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
( as he goes to the cabinets to retrieve all the things, jinx finally hoists the sack onto the counter to dig out the ingredients. his questioning has her grinning and wanting to snort out a laugh, but she holds it in for now: )

Sure, I'm sure!

( her gaze dart to the utensils, the knife specifically. )

I'm more into gunplay than knifeplay. ( she casually shrugs a shoulder as she sets the items on the table, one by one. ) — But I know my way around it enough.
opheliac: (•_•) (This is killing us all)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-25 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
( it's a good thing he is backing away because the first thing she does when the knife is in her possession is twirling it between her fingers. )

Right! So first...! ( she ceases the spinning then points the blade at the jar of mayo then the seafood seasoning. )

Mix that with that in a bowl and I'll get the choppin'.

( the one way to teach anyone anything is to have them learn hands-on than just sprouting out instructions to watch. with the cutting board in place and the crabmeat out of the package, jinx gets to chopping the meat down into little pieces of itself. )
opheliac: (•_•) (but I know them birds saw me)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-30 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well when ya lived in The Lanes like me, you gotta learn how to do this as a young age.

( once the meat is chopped up nicely, she reaches for the celery next to slice in miniature pieces. what's going to blow after she does the celery will be the onion. and here she is without a mask to cover herself from the stench either. oh well, she thinks. it's not like she'll be actually sad when it makes her cry. )

— A lotta us didn't had parents so... fending for yourself was the norm.
opheliac: (•_•) (It's such pathetic neatness)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-09-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Loyalty goes a long way, kid.

( finishing chopping up the celery, she smears off any excess off the blade. she scoots the pieces in a neat little pile that is completely unnecessary to do, but jinx enjoys making things look presentable when it comes to meals. )

— Not all of 'em were good eggs, but a good chunk of 'em didn't mind lending a helping hand as long it was beneficial somehow.
opheliac: ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ (Know I'm all bite)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-10-07 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
( jinx lifts up the cutting board then pours the celery bits into the bowl ken's been mixing in. )

Mix again.

( it seems she is putting him in the stirring duty, hopefully he'll be okay with that. and now comes the onion in which she braces herself as she starts chopping. and with each slice, the stench of vegetable lingers in the air and straight to her nose and eyes. the teen blinks a few times to bat away her pink tears with a light sniffle. )

And now you're learning how to cook. I hope you've been paying attention.
opheliac: (•_•) (sway me more)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-10-09 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Pffffbbtt!! — Nothing bothers me...! I can handle pretty much whatever gets thrown at me. Especially when I just throw it right back at 'em, ha ha!

( and chopping finished! like with the celery, she slides the excess off the blade, put them in a neat pile, then dumps it in the bowl while ken is in mid-stirring. it's obvious what his next task is now that she put that in. GET TO MORE MIXING!! while he does that, she'll put out the bread and begins to cup them in halves. )
opheliac: ✖ palpo (make me sway)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-10-11 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
( a slight quirk of an eyebrow from her over the name as she thinks back. she has a nickname for almost everyone she comes across, but she doesn't recall someone by the name of shinjiro. especially with it being a bit of a mouth full to say. )

Never heard of the guy.

( and finally the main course! she takes the crabmeat and just like everything else, she chops them into pieces too. let's pretend the cooks back at the seafood shack already cooked these babies because the player doesn't feel like adding extra steps. )

— Guess the head honchos gave him the boot?
Edited 2023-10-11 16:25 (UTC)
opheliac: (•_•) (screaming my name)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-10-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
He sounds like my kinda guy.

( do de do, more chopping up the meat in tiny pieces. )

Alright, kid. We're almost done with this dinner. Once I cut this up, we'll slap it in the bowl, more mixing and then spread it on the bread. Easy peasy, right?
opheliac: ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ (Know I'm all bite)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-10-14 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah if you wanna cook a huge smorgasbord for everyone here in Aldrip, you'll be done for and they'll eat ya alive.

( what a way to show she has any faith in him or giving him a boost of confidence. especially when she says this with a smile spreading across her face. )

But if it's just you and a half full of people, you don't have to be fancy with it. There are simpler meals out there. Just like there are simpler ways to build an invention. You just gotta use your brain.