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[rebellions]

[ It's not often that Ragna feels the need to address a wider audience, and he's certainly not happy to do so right now, but there have been some recent... developments that are forcing his hand here, because he feels like going any longer without answers to his questions might drive him crazy. No need for introductions or context, he just gets straight to the point. ]

do people here ever find some shit for them when they wake up like there's some crazy fucking Santa Claus going around?

or hear some creepy voices when trying to use the charm things?

those... things from the desert didn't follow us here or anything, right?

[ Wait, what is he even saying? That's almost like he's admitting to being unsettled by this whole thing and he can't have this. ]

asking for a friend

[ Nailed it. ]

Comments

[rebellions]

you're like what, 15 or something??
you've got tons of time to figure that out
don't rush into your grave, stupid

[opheliac]

17.

[rebellions]

same difference

[opheliac]

ew its so not. 15 is a kid. 17 ure an adult basically.

[rebellions]

wonder if that's what you would've said two years ago

[opheliac]

u missed the shot completely because i didnt.

[rebellions]

huh
I thought all kids think they're adults once they hit 12 or something

[ He sure as hell did... ]

[opheliac]

when i was a kid, i knew i was a kid.
but now i am not.

[rebellions]

whatever
my point still stands

[opheliac]

what was it again? i forgot.

[rebellions]

don't kill yourself!!!

[ In his frustration, he kind of forgot that he's supposed to make it look like he doesn't care and all. ]

[opheliac]

oH THAT!
it takes a lot to get this girl down. doooooont worrrryyyyyyyyy.

[rebellions]

who said I'm worried??

[opheliac]

me me me me me me me!

[rebellions]

you you you you you you you got it wrong, then

[opheliac]

nope nope nope nope nope nope!

[rebellions]

yep yep yep yep yep yep

[opheliac]

so u wont admit u like cute little me?

[rebellions]

no

[ Wait, shit. That just sounds like he says he won't admit he likes her. ]

wait no
not like that no
more like no to the no
but not the no no either

[ ... Okay, he actually got lost in his own denial here and isn't even sure what he's saying "no" to anymore. ]

[opheliac]

relax, stud. ure too old for me. if THATS where ur head is going.

[rebellions]

first off, no it sure as hell wasn't!
and second, how old do you think I am?!

[ He's not sure which one of those offends him more. ]

[opheliac]

30?

[rebellions]

I'M 23!!

[opheliac]

CLOSE ENOUGH! thats still old to me.

[rebellions]

I'm closer to your age than I am to 30!!