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[rebellions]

[ It's not often that Ragna feels the need to address a wider audience, and he's certainly not happy to do so right now, but there have been some recent... developments that are forcing his hand here, because he feels like going any longer without answers to his questions might drive him crazy. No need for introductions or context, he just gets straight to the point. ]

do people here ever find some shit for them when they wake up like there's some crazy fucking Santa Claus going around?

or hear some creepy voices when trying to use the charm things?

those... things from the desert didn't follow us here or anything, right?

[ Wait, what is he even saying? That's almost like he's admitting to being unsettled by this whole thing and he can't have this. ]

asking for a friend

[ Nailed it. ]

Comments

[opheliac]

if ure older than me, then ure way too old.

[rebellions]

sounds like something a kid would say

[opheliac]

quit calling me a kid already, fog for brains!!

[rebellions]

maybe I will
if you act like an adult

[ To be fair, his specific bar for that is rather low, so she should be able to clear that pretty easily... ]

[opheliac]

and U act like one? u blow up faster than a monkey bomb and i know a thing or two about explosives.

[rebellions]

shut up
that's totally different

[opheliac]

i heard u a rumor that u enjoy rolling around in the mud and eat dirt for breakfast.

[rebellions]

if you wanna pick a fight you could just say so

[opheliac]

im not picking a fight. its a REAL rumor.
that i made up just now and im going to spread.
mad?

[rebellions]

course I am! who in their right mind wouldn't be?!

[opheliac]

that means i won!!!

[rebellions]

since when was this a competition??

[opheliac]

a few mins ago. i just proved u would get upset over everything and super quickly!

[rebellions]

it's totally reasonable to get upset over someone trying to start shitty rumors about you!

[opheliac]

or u can own up to it! play along!!

[rebellions]

[ Admit defeat? Never. ]

that still doesn't count

[opheliac]

ure so fun, raggie!

[rebellions]

somehow, I don't think that's a compliment...

[opheliac]

why not? i like fun people.

[rebellions]

[ That's the whole problem, isn't it? He doesn't want to be liked; it would only cause unnecessary problems in the future... problems he's rather avoid unless absolutely necessary. ]

whatever
just don't come to me crying if you end up regretting it

[opheliac]

awwww! should i start saying "i love u" to make u feel SUPER special?

[rebellions]

NO

don't ever do that!!

🎀

[opheliac]

alright alright. i wont say see ya and i love ya bc im going to grab a bite to eat.

love ya bye! hahahaa!