001 💥 (VIDEO) ⇁ CHARM

[opheliac]

( so the holographic video begins with a close up of a girl biting her lower lip. the recording is wavering from side to side as if she's trying to do, well, something.)

Just a seeec...

( the girl says with more motion-sickness for the viewer. but she manages to get the mobile device propped up just right so she can be hands free. jinx grins big at her accomplishment while she scoots back in her seat, cross-legged. by the looks of her surroundings, she is somewhere up high, due to there being a lot of sky around her. and given the tiles she is sitting on, it's best bet she is on a roof -- possibly on the Inn's (and using the chimney to keep the device up). although everything seems to be squared away, she stays quiet -- just staring back with a smile so wide it could split her face in two. but then — )

So!

( jinx starts off as she digs in her pockets, then pulls out a pretty blue gemstone in which she carelessly tosses up in the air. )

What's everyone's crime?

( when she catches the gem with grace, jinx pops it straight in her mouth like it's a piece of candy. and as she sloshes it inside behind her lips, the girl looks up in thought -- talking with her mouth full no less. )

I got stuck with murder and illegal trading. So boring.

( rolling her eyes, jinx spits the gem out that's now filled with so much of her saliva (how disgusting), then resumes back to playing a game of catch with it. )

Sheesh, you'd think blowin' up a few buildings and starting a war would count WAY more. Whoever is in charge reeaaallly needs to fix their rating system.

Comments

[opheliac]

If you mean what I'm about to do next, that's a secret. Everyone can hear us on this thing. I'm not gonna lay out my plans just like that, silly.

( unless he means her other crimes. in which she's ranted on before what they were to a few choosen. )

[rebellions]

[ Oh. See, when she puts it like that, that's something he actually finds more concerning than the actual threats. ]

... Why do I suddenly feel like I should find a good place to hide?

[ Juuust in case. ]

[opheliac]

Oh, do you wanna play hide and seek? We can do that! Don't get all whiny if ya lose every round!

[rebellions]

That's not what I─

[ Oh, screw it. He might as well give up on trying to keep up with how her brain works and just go with the flow. ]

Can't imagine that being much of a challenge. With how hyperactive you are, you probably couldn't sit still anywhere long enough to actually hide.

[opheliac]

Oh, pul-eese! — I live in the shadows. The next time you're alone, I could be right behind ya. So you better keep your lil' eyes peeled.

( and since she has nothing better to do, she might just do that later. )

[rebellions]

Thanks, but no thanks. Unless you wanna get punched by mistake?

[ He's already paranoid as it is, he doesn't need people creeping up on him!! ]

[opheliac]

Like you'll hit me, HA HA! I'm pretty fast, you know. You might end up punching yourself and that'll be hilarious.

( and then she exhales out a big sigh: )

— RIGHT SO! I think it's time for me to find a place to crash. Gotta find a few things like pillows and crap. You better get your own share before it gets nabbed by someone else.

[rebellions]

Don't tempt me.

[ He's not annoyed enough (yet) to actually do it, but he is the kind of person who would hit a girl if pushed far enough.

Oh... Right. Ragna is so used to having cardboard and newspapers as his bedsheets and pillows (and that's if he's lucky) it never even occurred to him to try and get some real ones. Not that he's gonna admit it to her that her remark was helpful or something. Imagine what that might do to her ego... ]

Right, right... See ya around, I guess.