001 💥 (VIDEO) ⇁ CHARM

[opheliac]

( so the holographic video begins with a close up of a girl biting her lower lip. the recording is wavering from side to side as if she's trying to do, well, something.)

Just a seeec...

( the girl says with more motion-sickness for the viewer. but she manages to get the mobile device propped up just right so she can be hands free. jinx grins big at her accomplishment while she scoots back in her seat, cross-legged. by the looks of her surroundings, she is somewhere up high, due to there being a lot of sky around her. and given the tiles she is sitting on, it's best bet she is on a roof -- possibly on the Inn's (and using the chimney to keep the device up). although everything seems to be squared away, she stays quiet -- just staring back with a smile so wide it could split her face in two. but then — )

So!

( jinx starts off as she digs in her pockets, then pulls out a pretty blue gemstone in which she carelessly tosses up in the air. )

What's everyone's crime?

( when she catches the gem with grace, jinx pops it straight in her mouth like it's a piece of candy. and as she sloshes it inside behind her lips, the girl looks up in thought -- talking with her mouth full no less. )

I got stuck with murder and illegal trading. So boring.

( rolling her eyes, jinx spits the gem out that's now filled with so much of her saliva (how disgusting), then resumes back to playing a game of catch with it. )

Sheesh, you'd think blowin' up a few buildings and starting a war would count WAY more. Whoever is in charge reeaaallly needs to fix their rating system.

Comments

[beautifulleopard]

I had my army of well-trained monkeys and other animals to assist me with my coup d'état. Our enemies had no chance against us.

[opheliac]

u trained monkeys to FIGHT?!?!?!!?! THEY'RE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!!@ my other fav are sharks. CHOMP CHOMP CRUNCH!

do u have any of ur monkeys w/ u?

[beautifulleopard]

unfortunately all of them lost their lives in the battle.

the enemy had self-destructing drones and battle robots. it was an epic war, one to go down in history.

[opheliac]

those poor things. maybe i can do smth for them as to show their gratitude.
self destruct drones are pretty dicey, yea. my bombs are like that obvs. it always hurts me a lil when they have to leave the nest to go explode. but a mom cant hold on to their babies forever.

wish i could had seen it.

[beautifulleopard]

[Is this girl really taking her seriously? Juri isn't sure whether she feels bad for her or not.]

you know what they say
can't make an omelette without breaking eggs first

who knows, maybe i'll perform an encore

[opheliac]

hell yea!!! my signature is a monkey btw. ill draw it for u sometime!

[beautifulleopard]

of course. I'll be looking forward to them.

you never introduced yourself.

[opheliac]

jinx. the loose cannon and the demolition diva. the QUEEN of massive destruction and havoc wrecking!

[beautifulleopard]

I'd say that it's a pleasure but I'm not a sure it'd be appropriate, Jinx.

[opheliac]

huh? why not??