001 (text, then video)

[electroburst]

we're playing two truths and a lie. if you've never played, it's a game where you say three things: two that are true, one that isn't, and everyone tries to guess which one's the lie.

if you wanna go hard mode, do it with the camera on.

[ the "camera" comes on a moment later to Reno's grinning face. ]

I'll go first!

One: I've got a license for just about anything that flies, and I'm a certified flight instructor.
Two: I've had the same job since I was twenty-two.
Three: I don't have a favorite color.

[ His poker face is immaculate; there are no tells, just his smirk and his unflinching eye contact with the camera. Good luck with your guess. ]


( this is an open post, so feel free to threadjack and play this silly game amongst yourselves. i only provide drunken party entertainment here apparently. )

Comments

[nullificates]

oooh! yes, very calmly!

cw: mention of a suicide

[murderingjustice]

very calmly indeed
like you were planning to do something dreadful to yourself

[nullificates]

over you? haha! absolutely not. i had a wonderful evening with a nice figure around my arms, a little booze on my lips, and all the answers you did not want to give me!

don't need you at all, and man, you're stupid!

[murderingjustice]

really? my bad then. you just happened to take Nakahara-san's knife with you for no reason.

which poor soul did you bully this time

[nullificates]

aren't you so smart! who do you think?

[murderingjustice]

[he has an idea who it might be...]

there are several people who could tell you what I know. it's not like the 'information' I had is a secret.

[nullificates]

which makes you extra stupid! you walked out without the information you were fishing for, even? ah, i'm so sorry for you, kiddo.

[murderingjustice]

same could be said about you
I got the information I wanted elsewhere, and you are just s useless to me as I am to you.

[nullificates]

ah, so you know about 'no longer human'? good for you!!!

bye, useless, pitiful, stupid-kun!

[murderingjustice]

[JUST BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO HAVE THE LAST WORD:]

good bye you lying pathetic human garbage.

[foundheart]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

Akechi-senpai, can you at least try to play nice with others...?

[murderingjustice]

[ :| ]

I was being perfectly civil, Yoshizawa-san.

[nullificates]

isn't she cute!!!! so cute!!!!!!

[murderingjustice]

saying that just makes you a creep.

[protect sumi from this man!!!]

[foundheart]

It's alright, I don't mind.[She's used to such things. It's just embarrassing, but it's whatever!1 She can handle it!!]

We're all in this situation together, so it's best we try to get along. Turn on the charm, Akechi-senpai!

[SHE'S SEEN THAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF IT, GOSH.]

1/2

[murderingjustice]

[murderingjustice]

[ew]

not everyone is worth of the effort.

besides, I believe you'd do better not to associate the drunkard who's being accused of 'womanizing'. I wouldn't be surprised if this piece of trash had a palace.

[foundheart]

Well...[Yeah, she supposes that's true enough.] I was sort of looking forward to what you'd do. [But then again if Akechi did Turn On The Charm (tm), Sumi would probably have a heart attack and/or (nervous) laugh herself silly, so.]

Do you think so?

[murderingjustice]

[Well, (un)fortunately the charm really wouldn't work on someone like Dazai. Not after all the animosity between them.]

I'm positive.

[nullificates]

ah, kiddo, what's a palace?

[foundheart]

[oh. Uhhh. She panics a little, staring at the question. Should she ignore it? She could just ignore it, right?

NEW PHONE WHO DIS??]

It's just something from back home! It's like, slang? It just means something kind of mean, that's all...

[SWEATS NERVOUSLY]

[nullificates]

you putting it like you're putting it makes you the creep, stupid-kun.

[murderingjustice]

good try, shit face

I'm not the rotten adult boasting about all the women I've tricked into my bed

[nullificates]

because even then none have laid on yours!

[murderingjustice]

gross

not all of us have our minds in the gutter