001 (text, then video)

[electroburst]

we're playing two truths and a lie. if you've never played, it's a game where you say three things: two that are true, one that isn't, and everyone tries to guess which one's the lie.

if you wanna go hard mode, do it with the camera on.

[ the "camera" comes on a moment later to Reno's grinning face. ]

I'll go first!

One: I've got a license for just about anything that flies, and I'm a certified flight instructor.
Two: I've had the same job since I was twenty-two.
Three: I don't have a favorite color.

[ His poker face is immaculate; there are no tells, just his smirk and his unflinching eye contact with the camera. Good luck with your guess. ]


( this is an open post, so feel free to threadjack and play this silly game amongst yourselves. i only provide drunken party entertainment here apparently. )

Comments

[oracledriven]

"Innocent" is an interesting word to use, there.

[nullificates]

ah, why exactly?

[oracledriven]

I think you know why, but I'll bite. You've always got this attitude like you're up to something.

cw joking about SERIOUS SHIT LIKE SUBSTANCE ABUSE

[nullificates]

it's called alcoholism! i'm up to absolutely nothing.

[oracledriven]

Sounds to me like something a person would say when they're DEFINITELY up to something.

[nullificates]

say that to our storage!!!!!!

[oracledriven]

... Dazai, are you keeping something weird in the storage

[nullificates]

no??????????????????????????????? just me

[oracledriven]

Mind telling me why you're in storage, exactly

[nullificates]

alcoholism

[oracledriven]

I'm starting to think someone needs a new hobby

[nullificates]

my hobbies are great

[oracledriven]

See, you keep using all these interesting words, like "innocent" and "great," for things that I don't think really are innocent OR great.

[nullificates]

are you not innocent?

[oracledriven]

It's not the first word I'd go to when describing myself, no.

[nullificates]

what is it?

[oracledriven]

Uh

[HE REALLY SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING HUH]

Good question. Maybe...hunter?

[nullificates]

noel-kun

boring

[oracledriven]

What, like "innocent" is so much better?

[nullificates]

fine then i change 'innocent' to 'detective'

tells you absolutely nothing just like it!!!!!

[oracledriven]

It'sway harder to describe yourself than it is to describe someone else, though.

For example, I'd call you shifty, weird, and definitely playing those two things up on purpose.

[nullificates]

ah, yes? what purpose would that be, anyway?

[oracledriven]

I'm still working that part out.

[nullificates]

will you share with the rest of the class when you do??????????????

[oracledriven]

Class? What class? What are you talking about??

[This is a phrase that has LITERALLY NEVER IN HIS LIFE applied to anything whatsoever.]