voice

[grappler]

Hey.

[hey, Vi.]

Anyone else wake up with a shitty tattoo? Not that I care, but it's kind of a sloppy and I don't remember being drunk last night.

You can barely even see it.

Comments

[grappler]

Such close-minded thinking. Your world must suck, huh?

[emet_sulk]

[ Brief pause as Emet-Selch processes this unusual slang. From context, he concludes it must be a negative thing. ]

You haven't the faintest idea how much.

[ --to him, specifically. ]

[grappler]

[cue unseen eyeroll.]

You poor unfortunate soul. Do you want me to pat you on the ass about it?

[emet_sulk]

I need no such thing, least of all from a stranger.

Now go live or die or whatever it is you do in your spare time. And if we do ever happen to cross paths, I shall endeavour not to look too surprised.