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expiationnet2025-04-06 11:39 am
endcaller) wrote in expiationnet2025-04-06 11:39 am
video; un:curtaincall
[The feed blinks on to show Fandaniel leaning against a metallic wall, eyes gleaming, face set in a wide grin.]
Good morrow to you, my fellow Chosen!
[He chirps and twirls, landing on his tiptoes with one hand against his heart, the other raised in greeting.]
So much is happening of late, and I have much to say, but I promise to keep it brief. [A mischievous grin suggests this may not, in fact, be brief.]
Let us start with last month. That was quite a fun little vacation from sanity, wasn't it? I apologize for my rampage. Such devastation was not my intention.
[A pause, he thoughtfully tilts his head.]
My intention was to rain my Hell upon the Courthouse, but that structure is well protected these days. Such a pity. 'Twas my understanding we had a running gag of demolishing that place. Ah, well...
...[A longer pause as he stares into the middle distance, then remembers himself. He waves his hands.]
Ahem!
On to more important matters!
As some of you may remember, I backed up our AI to my dear assistant Hyperetes. Isn't that so, Hyperetes?
[The camera bobs as something beeps.]
A few days ago the AI finally deigned to communicate. It sent me three images, which I have attached to this feed, along with a single word...
"Help".
If anyone could assist me in finding the locations in the photos, well... Do let me know. I intend to set off on my search very soon.
That is all!
'Ta!
[He starts walking away, pauses suddenly, then whirls back to the camera with a gasp.]
Oh!
One more small detail... After the AI left its message, a countdown appeared on my device. It looks to be ticking down to the eleventh or so of next month. 'Tis fine, I'm sure. Naught to worry about!
[The feed cuts off. Anyone opening the attached files will see three photos:
-The view from a beach, facing an ocean. There’s a city on the other side of the ocean – it looks like what could be a fishing village.
-Bones on the same beach, along with some vague articles of clothing.
-The sight of a tentacle, with a golden blur that looks monstrous in the background.]
((ooc: people are welcome to threadjack in the comments.))
Good morrow to you, my fellow Chosen!
[He chirps and twirls, landing on his tiptoes with one hand against his heart, the other raised in greeting.]
So much is happening of late, and I have much to say, but I promise to keep it brief. [A mischievous grin suggests this may not, in fact, be brief.]
Let us start with last month. That was quite a fun little vacation from sanity, wasn't it? I apologize for my rampage. Such devastation was not my intention.
[A pause, he thoughtfully tilts his head.]
My intention was to rain my Hell upon the Courthouse, but that structure is well protected these days. Such a pity. 'Twas my understanding we had a running gag of demolishing that place. Ah, well...
...[A longer pause as he stares into the middle distance, then remembers himself. He waves his hands.]
Ahem!
On to more important matters!
As some of you may remember, I backed up our AI to my dear assistant Hyperetes. Isn't that so, Hyperetes?
[The camera bobs as something beeps.]
A few days ago the AI finally deigned to communicate. It sent me three images, which I have attached to this feed, along with a single word...
"Help".
If anyone could assist me in finding the locations in the photos, well... Do let me know. I intend to set off on my search very soon.
That is all!
'Ta!
[He starts walking away, pauses suddenly, then whirls back to the camera with a gasp.]
Oh!
One more small detail... After the AI left its message, a countdown appeared on my device. It looks to be ticking down to the eleventh or so of next month. 'Tis fine, I'm sure. Naught to worry about!
[The feed cuts off. Anyone opening the attached files will see three photos:
-The view from a beach, facing an ocean. There’s a city on the other side of the ocean – it looks like what could be a fishing village.
-Bones on the same beach, along with some vague articles of clothing.
-The sight of a tentacle, with a golden blur that looks monstrous in the background.]
((ooc: people are welcome to threadjack in the comments.))
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DAMN. Sorry this is late, the notif got buried
I suppose it is not impossible that the flames melted away a few vital neurons. I do feel a bit more mad than usual.
Huh! Perhaps another violent outburst will rectify things?