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[emet_sulk]

[ There's a new(?) voice and it's borderline irate. ]

Just how long are we expected to wait before our 'sentencing'? Whilst I could certainly wait for an eternity, I would rather not. Surely they intend to mete their punishments out before we expire.

And for that matter, what is one supposed to do in this godsforsaken land?

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[grappler]

[Vi is literally the worst at helping people with their moods. she'll rub salt on them actually, depending on who they are.]

It's not so bad. You ever think about where they might've gotten our beds? You think those are shiny sparkly clean? I don't think so.

[eh.]

Not that I care, but you might.

[emet_sulk]

Which is precisely why I don't sleep on those questionable things.

[ When you can snap your fingers and conjure a bedroll out of nowhere, however temporary it may be, why bother with ratty, straw-stuffed mattresses? ]

One would think it a simple matter to stuff a mattress with wool but I suppose I can't expect much of such a primitive people.

[grappler]

What? Where do you sleep then that's better than this, oh Great One?

[you can practically hear the eyeroll in her voice.]

[emet_sulk]

One of my own making.

[ ...The worst part is that he's stoic enough to not see the joke here. ]

[grappler]

[THE EYEROLL SHE'S DOING RN...]

So descriptive. How do I know you don't sleep on the bed just like everyone else?

[emet_sulk]

As you are mortal, I presume you also do not possess the ability to Create.

Why should I sleep on inferior bedding when I can create my own?

[grappler]

What the fuck kind of ability to Create?

[this guy sure is Something.]

Guess so... hey, why not pass some of this ultimate bedding to the rest of us common folk?

[emet_sulk]

You lot have done nothing to deserve such privilege. Say I make one for you - soon enough, others will question why they don't receive the same. Then will come the sly bargaining, the lies, the false promises, until someone puts a dagger in another's back in the hopes of cutting ahead of the pack.

So no, I don't see why I should do anything for any of you.

[grappler]

Eh... you're partially right, but you're pretty fucked up if you literally think that's how everyone operates.

Buuut... you also could've said no and left it at that, instead of going on this self-righteous rant. Gonna help you sleep better tonight? Or did I just hit a nerve somehow?

[emet_sulk]

That is how you all operate. Time and again, across the centuries and millennia.

But you're too short-lived to realise your own failings so I see no point in trying to convince you.

[grappler]

Blah... blah blah... blah blah... that's all I'm hearing at this point. I don't think we're gonna get anywhere with this anymore -- I'm getting kinda tired of it.

Talk to ya later, Rainbow.