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Entry tags:
- arcane: ekko,
- arcane: mel medarda,
- arcane: powder / jinx,
- arcane: silco,
- arcane: violet / vi,
- blazblue: ragna the bloodedge,
- bungo stray dogs beast: ryuunosuke akuta,
- disappearance of nagato yuki-chan: haruh,
- fh2 termina: levi,
- final fantasy xiv: fandaniel,
- final fantasy xiv: viktor (wol),
- fire emblem engage: rafal,
- hfw: beta,
- kemono jihen: kabane kusaka,
- marvel comics: gwen poole,
- metro: miller,
- nier automata: a2,
- original: rosenkrantz,
- pandora hearts: echo,
- yyh: hiei
017. ๐ฅ TXT; UN: QUEENOFZAUN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, AND GAGGLE OF FREAK OF NATURES,
INTRODUCING........ the causer of chaos, reluctant hero, deranged symbol of hope, queen of Zaun, and your FAVORITE maniac, JINX and her MOST AMAZING, USEFUL, AND GREATEST REPORT NOTES OF ALDRIP!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐งจโจ๐
are u new and have NO idea where u are, what ure in for, and u need information FAST?? or are u some regular schmuck with a flat brain and been living ur days like a mindless dope? dont worry, the author of ur nightmares and pleasant dreams has got u covered.
READ THIS!! (special guest, rhino, who will be asking the ANTICIPATING questions.)
RHINO ASKS: what is this place?
A. it's called aldrip (but i call it aldrag because its funnier)
RHINO ASKS: hey! this thing said i did a crime, but i didnt do it!! im innocent!!
A. thats because its prrroobabbly fake and made for show.
PROOF:
[there's an audio file that she uploads, and if one presses play:]
Person a: Duplicity? That's it? There's no way that that girl hasn't done other things.
Person b: Yeah, I think that crime isn't harsh enough. Some of them aren't harsh enough at all! Who--[STATIC NOISES]
Person a: Maybe we can [MORE STATIC NOISES].
Person c: That'd be so much more interesting!!
RHINO ASKS: so what do i do? how do i get back home?
A. TRUTHBOMB IMCOMMING!! ๐ฃ๐ฅ, but this is ur home now until they decide its time for u to go home. and completing ur "sentence" =/= u automatically go home after u finish it. thats a scam.
RHINO ASKS: well FINE! i guess i just wont do the sentencing then. ๐ก
A. if u dont complete ur sentence, something bad might happen to u or ur loved ones.
ex: they have the power to control ur thoughts, ur feelings, ure entire body, AND!!!! turn off ur abilities!!! so i would think twice about skipping out. the longer u wait, the more u start feeling funny!
RHINO ASKS: maybe the LOVELY LOCALS can help me out of this mess and give me answers!
A. dont bother, theyre not real, wont tell u squat, and theyre part of the system. OH!! but feel free to kill them if u want. they wont come back. and they probably wont feel a thing!
(๐ฅAUTHOR'S NOTE: but if u DO decide to kill them, u may or may not get punished/sentenced for it. depends on whose sitting in the big chair that day!)
RHINO ASKS: who IS in charge anyway? can i talk to them?
A. jerry > council > AI. that my theory hierarchy. and nope! jerry is a coward scumbag and wont talk to *me* whenever ive tried. mmmmaybe if he quits being a dirt slug, he'll talk to u. except, no one has seen or heard from the guy in months, unless its sentencing time inside that courthouse. the bigwigs probably told him he sux big ones, and got demoted. serves him right, throw his useless ass off a cliff!! ha ha ha!
RHINO ASKS: ugh SCREW THEM!! ill just BLOW UP THAT COURTHOUSE!
A. been there, done that, 2x. nobody likes a copycat and besides, blowing things up is *my* job. unless i give u special permission, or one of my mine. besides, exploding it wont do anything. but it did the first time!! we got sucked in a brand-new life and jacked up the system. it was pretty cool. thats where i got my cafรฉ idea.
RHINO ASKS: what was with that dream thing that happened last month? is that normal? and why do u keep talking about this...system?
A-1. oh, that's just the hierarchy ne'er-do-wells putting us to the test for their hush-hush secret scheme. get use to it, kids, because some are worse than others!!
the ai and the council might be duking it out with how to handle our rehabilitation. u know. same idea, different approach sort of thing. or maybe they switch shifts every day!!! rotating the throne. and one doesnt know what the other is doing. thats my theory and this genius is sticking to it!
A-2. (and no, NOT A2 the snowflake chick) we are in a digital computer world space.
PROOF:
- we were receiving messages about some uploading crap
- 1st explosion to courthouse = world glitched, messed up the upload, i guess, and we got warped into a new universe within aldrip. but then the ai or the council must have seen what we did, then fixed it all up again. and now aldrag is A LOT LESS ALDRAGGY!
(๐ฅAUTHOR NOTE: trust me. the older version of this place made me want to bash my head in, and scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon.)
- we were experiencing glitches ever since that, then we reset the system, and now thats gone.
- there was a tear in the skies of this "world" which leads to the outside????
what was seen on the other side????? โ do not have information โ ask around or ragna โ(๐ฅAUTHOR'S NOTE: i wasnt here for that, NO FAIR! )8< )
ragna had the brightest idea and shoved his arm through it. we should all congratulate the simple-minded for taking one for the team!
๐ฅ๐ฃ JINX THEORY ๐ฃ๐ฅ: we are living inside a bubble away from the REAL reality
โจSAFETY TIP โจ: never touch things or jam ur arm through something thats heebie-jeebie looking. use a stick, throw a rock at it, or trick ur least favorite person to put THEIR arm through it. then u wont lose a limb.
unless SOMEBODY decides to just. u know. shoot off ur finger. then throw ur old finger in the hole. who needs them when u can have a fancier and cooler prosthetic?
and where are the pictures of this crack anyway? and why havent i seen it yet? please tell me somebody took one. how do u expect the greatest scientist alive (THAT'S ME AGAIN!) to study anything?????? come on, give me something to work with here!!
RHINO ASKS: i have more questions!
A. 1. you can die here, BUT its temporary.
2. people who died can be brought here
3. children are ??????, but the youngest i've seen so far in age was 13
4. when/if u do return home, u wont remember the life u had in aldrip or the friends u made along the way
5. when they do decide to bring u back here, u might:
1) not remember ur time here
2) immediately remember ur time here
3) gradually remember ur time here
6. if u need a place to stay: go to the Inn or nab an apartment
7. alcohol for everyone!!!
8. need to make money? ask around! my purrfect cafรฉ offers free drinks and food for newcomers for an entire
month! or i can just... hand u money. i'm loaded.
9. newcomers arrive to aldrip roughly every 2 months. give or take. people disappear/return home at random.
10. the system may be fake, but ure about 95% real. need proof to know if ure the real deal? meet me @ the city center and ill shoot u, and then we can rate between 1 and 10 on how much pain i put u in.
11. watch out for monsters outside the city limits.
got something else to ask me, just write to me here and ill drop a bomb for u. ORRR!! we can just talk, let the big fat hero make ur day better, one minute at a time. ure welcome, chuckleheads. ๐ต๐๐๐
INTRODUCING........ the causer of chaos, reluctant hero, deranged symbol of hope, queen of Zaun, and your FAVORITE maniac, JINX and her MOST AMAZING, USEFUL, AND GREATEST REPORT NOTES OF ALDRIP!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐งจโจ๐
are u new and have NO idea where u are, what ure in for, and u need information FAST?? or are u some regular schmuck with a flat brain and been living ur days like a mindless dope? dont worry, the author of ur nightmares and pleasant dreams has got u covered.
READ THIS!! (special guest, rhino, who will be asking the ANTICIPATING questions.)
RHINO ASKS: what is this place?
A. it's called aldrip (but i call it aldrag because its funnier)
RHINO ASKS: hey! this thing said i did a crime, but i didnt do it!! im innocent!!
A. thats because its prrroobabbly fake and made for show.
PROOF:
[there's an audio file that she uploads, and if one presses play:]
Person a: Duplicity? That's it? There's no way that that girl hasn't done other things.
Person b: Yeah, I think that crime isn't harsh enough. Some of them aren't harsh enough at all! Who--[STATIC NOISES]
Person a: Maybe we can [MORE STATIC NOISES].
Person c: That'd be so much more interesting!!
RHINO ASKS: so what do i do? how do i get back home?
A. TRUTHBOMB IMCOMMING!! ๐ฃ๐ฅ, but this is ur home now until they decide its time for u to go home. and completing ur "sentence" =/= u automatically go home after u finish it. thats a scam.
RHINO ASKS: well FINE! i guess i just wont do the sentencing then. ๐ก
A. if u dont complete ur sentence, something bad might happen to u or ur loved ones.
ex: they have the power to control ur thoughts, ur feelings, ure entire body, AND!!!! turn off ur abilities!!! so i would think twice about skipping out. the longer u wait, the more u start feeling funny!
RHINO ASKS: maybe the LOVELY LOCALS can help me out of this mess and give me answers!
A. dont bother, theyre not real, wont tell u squat, and theyre part of the system. OH!! but feel free to kill them if u want. they wont come back. and they probably wont feel a thing!
(๐ฅAUTHOR'S NOTE: but if u DO decide to kill them, u may or may not get punished/sentenced for it. depends on whose sitting in the big chair that day!)
RHINO ASKS: who IS in charge anyway? can i talk to them?
A. jerry > council > AI. that my theory hierarchy. and nope! jerry is a coward scumbag and wont talk to *me* whenever ive tried. mmmmaybe if he quits being a dirt slug, he'll talk to u. except, no one has seen or heard from the guy in months, unless its sentencing time inside that courthouse. the bigwigs probably told him he sux big ones, and got demoted. serves him right, throw his useless ass off a cliff!! ha ha ha!
RHINO ASKS: ugh SCREW THEM!! ill just BLOW UP THAT COURTHOUSE!
A. been there, done that, 2x. nobody likes a copycat and besides, blowing things up is *my* job. unless i give u special permission, or one of my mine. besides, exploding it wont do anything. but it did the first time!! we got sucked in a brand-new life and jacked up the system. it was pretty cool. thats where i got my cafรฉ idea.
RHINO ASKS: what was with that dream thing that happened last month? is that normal? and why do u keep talking about this...system?
A-1. oh, that's just the hierarchy ne'er-do-wells putting us to the test for their hush-hush secret scheme. get use to it, kids, because some are worse than others!!
the ai and the council might be duking it out with how to handle our rehabilitation. u know. same idea, different approach sort of thing. or maybe they switch shifts every day!!! rotating the throne. and one doesnt know what the other is doing. thats my theory and this genius is sticking to it!
A-2. (and no, NOT A2 the snowflake chick) we are in a digital computer world space.
PROOF:
- we were receiving messages about some uploading crap
- 1st explosion to courthouse = world glitched, messed up the upload, i guess, and we got warped into a new universe within aldrip. but then the ai or the council must have seen what we did, then fixed it all up again. and now aldrag is A LOT LESS ALDRAGGY!
(๐ฅAUTHOR NOTE: trust me. the older version of this place made me want to bash my head in, and scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon.)
- we were experiencing glitches ever since that, then we reset the system, and now thats gone.
- there was a tear in the skies of this "world" which leads to the outside????
what was seen on the other side????? โ do not have information โ ask around or ragna โ(๐ฅAUTHOR'S NOTE: i wasnt here for that, NO FAIR! )8< )
ragna had the brightest idea and shoved his arm through it. we should all congratulate the simple-minded for taking one for the team!
๐ฅ๐ฃ JINX THEORY ๐ฃ๐ฅ: we are living inside a bubble away from the REAL reality
โจSAFETY TIP โจ: never touch things or jam ur arm through something thats heebie-jeebie looking. use a stick, throw a rock at it, or trick ur least favorite person to put THEIR arm through it. then u wont lose a limb.
unless SOMEBODY decides to just. u know. shoot off ur finger. then throw ur old finger in the hole. who needs them when u can have a fancier and cooler prosthetic?
and where are the pictures of this crack anyway? and why havent i seen it yet? please tell me somebody took one. how do u expect the greatest scientist alive (THAT'S ME AGAIN!) to study anything?????? come on, give me something to work with here!!
RHINO ASKS: i have more questions!
A. 1. you can die here, BUT its temporary.
2. people who died can be brought here
3. children are ??????, but the youngest i've seen so far in age was 13
4. when/if u do return home, u wont remember the life u had in aldrip or the friends u made along the way
5. when they do decide to bring u back here, u might:
1) not remember ur time here
2) immediately remember ur time here
3) gradually remember ur time here
6. if u need a place to stay: go to the Inn or nab an apartment
7. alcohol for everyone!!!
8. need to make money? ask around! my purrfect cafรฉ offers free drinks and food for newcomers for an entire
month! or i can just... hand u money. i'm loaded.
9. newcomers arrive to aldrip roughly every 2 months. give or take. people disappear/return home at random.
10. the system may be fake, but ure about 95% real. need proof to know if ure the real deal? meet me @ the city center and ill shoot u, and then we can rate between 1 and 10 on how much pain i put u in.
11. watch out for monsters outside the city limits.
got something else to ask me, just write to me here and ill drop a bomb for u. ORRR!! we can just talk, let the big fat hero make ur day better, one minute at a time. ure welcome, chuckleheads. ๐ต๐๐๐
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[Just. Info dropped out of nowhere.]
...Did it work on Silco?
[Curiosity killed the cat.]
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thats confidential, lady!! i know a tricky question when i see one.
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I am not sure what you think I can do with that sort of information. It's not as if I can replicate the "look".
If any information you shared here is sensitive, it is about your boyfriend.
[How to shoot yourself in the foot, 101]
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๐ private
I thought it was obvious. You've described your partner in perfect detail. Even if some parts are a bit exaggerated, it's more than enough to have him "hunted down".
The 'puppy eyes' are merely a quirk that may or may not have happened.
I don't know how much you trust this place and are relaxed, but I'd keep information about my precious people close to my chest.
๐ private
a few things oh, great, councilor.
1. this isnt ekko's first dance. this is his 3rd time being cooped up this place. and with majority of the chumps being here as long as i have, a bunch of them know him already.
2. he arrived here the same time u pilties did. and hes not the type of guy to make enemies THAT fast. actually, hes the opposite. ill be surprised if people arent bowing down to him as we speak, and asking him to be his best friend.
3. dont insult him. hes a pretty good ass kicker and even had *me* running for my money. hes a big boy and can handle himself.
4. need i remind u that i nabbed the gemstone right under ur noses, blew up ur cute officers, ur precious tower, sent the grey up top as a present (partial responsible), and broke in and out stillwater without that giant lady and her noxian puppets spotting me, and without getting caught by ANY of u? despite ive been in zaun that entire time? not like i skipped regions or anything.
literally was farting around underground while u doofuses scrambled like ants with trying to find me.
it took me SURRENDERING MYSELF for u to finally have me iN uR cLuTcHeS. so i would think twice before giving me lessons about life, survival, and strategy, toots.
๐ private
I am perfectly aware of things that transpired while I was indisposed, I got the reports. I am becoming increasingly aware that you do not know how to solve a problem without raising it to a level of conflict. You were extremely lucky that my mother didn't recognize you, otherwise your insides would've been all over that prison.
It wasn't my intention to insult him, he can take better care of himself than half of Zaun and Piltover put together. Probably the only rational person I've met in recent times.
But there is no bad timing to be reminded to be cautious, and not be placed in a bad position because someone doesn't know how to stop running their mouth. Especially if this is his third appearance here.
Three times- have you ever stopped to think why that happened?
And you didn't surrender to ME. You surrendered to Caitlyn, who brought Zaun to the state it was in BECAUSE I wasn't there to mediate. You have NO IDEA how many times I have prevented full-scale infiltration of the city. I had the entire council agree to give Silco and Zaun sovereignty - before your "precious survival" blew "pretty little tower" up.
My warning came with good intentions. Seen as you took it as either a threat or insult, I will hold what else experience I have to myself.
๐ private
ur lips are flapping and u've been saying all of these pretty, pretty, words, but EVERYBODY knows any figure with a high horse like urs are corrupted by riches and fancy living. being here so far must be tough for u, having to wake up every day to realize that u have to live amongst us common folk.
u talk about me running my mouth, but if it wasnt for my MOUTH, u wouldnt known all the information i *just* served to u on a silver platter without our usual zaun custom of having to pay a price for it or exchanging goods. so ure welcome, YOUR HIGHNESS.
funny u mention how i dont know how to solve a problem without creating a conflict. oh!! ive been meaning to ask: how DID piltover solve all of zaun's problems all those years ago, by the way?
because i want to PERSONALLY thank the topsiders who made sure we had enough coins in our pockets to feed ourselves and our kids. because HA! i would HATE to imagine what would have happened if we were starving every day. totally wouldnt lead up a war on a bridge where people died. specifically, people who were parents and left their kids orphaned.
oh, here's a little piece of information, because i'm feeling oh, so, sweet right now. if it wasnt for me causing โจ conflict โจ around here, all of u would still be DELUSIONAL. it was because of *ME* (and my brother), that we learned this entire freaking place is a scam. and it was because no one else had the balls to push the envelope against the big wigs. i went through punishment after punishment with these assholes and thanks to me, we know now what theyre capable of.
so once again, URE WELCOME, YOUR HIGHNESS.
maybe u came with good intentions, and maybe a spineless shut-in topsider kid somewhere needs to hear that kind of advice from u. but im not one of them.
i know im different from all of u, but im not stupid. i know what im doing, and ive spent many hours in aldrag watching every. single. one. of u.
so i know, who is dangerous, and who isnt. who can do this, and who can do that. which areas are death traps, and which areas are safe. honestly, having me in ur corner is PROBABLY the safest move u can make. besides having my sister and ekko at ur side, anyway.
but im way beyond done and did my part of being the symbol of hope for u people. so good luck figuring out the rest of aldrip and how this place works the hard way.