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[nilhilistic]

[ rafal turns on the feed, looking deeply irritated. so really, no different from his usual expression. ]

It appears I have been sentenced for destroying a person's door. Which, in my defense, was entirely deserved due to their appalling lack of manners and generousity.

[ and they denied him his candy. rude. ]

And as such I have been tasked with . . . bonds. Specifically the strengthening of them, physically, or creating new bonds.

What does this entail? I require clarification. I wish to get this over with.

Comments

[opheliac]

it makes everything cooler??? come on, raffy. ure killing me. literally. i think i feel my heart stopping.

[nilhilistic]

I can turn into a dragon. That is the height of coolness according to people here.

Besides you know I am like this.

[opheliac]

but if u turn into a dragon WITH sounds?! thats WAY pass 10 out of 10!!

how about this:

INTRODUCING: THE SCARIEST AND SCALIEST DRAGON U WILL EVER SEE!! ONE WHO WILL STRIKE FEAR IN UR HEARTS BY A SINGLE SWIFT OF A TAIL! TEETH LIKE KNIVES, CLAWS LIKE SWORDS, A BITE THAT'LL SNAP U IN HALF.

RAFAL THE DEMOLISHER!!!!!!!

[nilhilistic]

I do like that.

But what am I being introduced for? Am I demolishing something?

[opheliac]

u BET u are!

theres this other lizard who is HALF ur size and who thinks they can take u on. been doing a lot of yammering to all the other dragons how he can sweep u out of existence.

and this guy? hes been cheating his way to the top of the food chain. so its up to *U* to take him down a notch. u MIGHT need to murder him just to send a message.

[nilhilistic]

[ hmmmm. ]

I certainly would like to test my mettle against them.

Who are they?

[opheliac]

[oh, crap. this pretend dragon needs a stage name, don't they?]

they call him cherron, eater of all.

[nilhilistic]

Cherron. I will have to keep an eye out for them.

[opheliac]

i would if i were u
he might be closer than u think.

[translation: a next project of hers is to build a decent size dragon for him to destroy.]

[nilhilistic]

Is that so?

Are they in disguise?

[opheliac]

AND in hiding. i gotta lure them out with my secret weapon. and thaaaaats going to take some time.

[nilhilistic]

Secret weapon?

[opheliac]

yep!! and dont even THINK about trying to get me to spill the beans, because i wont do it.
its instant death if i do.

[nilhilistic]

[ squints. ]

If you say so.

[opheliac]

tell u what, raffy. how about i doodle u a big fat sketch of ur opponent? so u know who to look for?

[nilhilistic]

Why not a photo? Wouldn't that make more sense?

[opheliac]

[UMMMMM......................................]

because he disappears when u take a photo of him. he reflects or whatever magic-y sparkle thing u dragons may or may not do.

[nailed it.]

[nilhilistic]

We do not sparkle.

But I suppose it's not unheard of.

[opheliac]

here he is. ur challenger!

[nilhilistic]

Are you sure a dragon like that is here?

I feel I would have noticed that flying around.

[opheliac]

oh he is definitely here. he is just great at hiding. only *i've* seen him once, but i have a great memory.

[nilhilistic]

I thought you struggle with your memory regularly?

[opheliac]

look, do u want me to help u with this fight or not? u need to start training if u want to face this guy.

[her way of saying, "shut up, stop finding holes in this story im creating".]

[nilhilistic]

Fine. I suppose I have nothing better to do.

[opheliac]

GREAT!! so start sharpening those claws and teeth, mister. and ill let u know when i corner whats his breath. shhhhooullld be able to snuff him out by next month.