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[laserguy]

[The video feed opens to a viewing of a motorcycle, before it turns around to focus on a grinning teenager in red sunglasses.]

Guess this places like me after all.

[He's not sure why he was suddenly granted a motorcycle, but he's not complaining. Also, should a teenager that has slightly impaired vision even be driving? Don't worry about it. Also don't worry about the fact that he definitely does not have a motorcycle license. Or a helmet.]

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[laserguy]

[He knew Gwen would understand!! She's totally a bro.]

only for the best. :p

it started up just fine and i tested it out a little, so it looks good. probably won't explode. i'm gonna take kotone out on a ride soon.

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[arachnerina]

[look....she's absolutely asked Jess for a ride. It's fun, okay? But there's something about swinging that's just peek and she can't give it up.]

oh sweet
if you run into any issues with it, let us know?
i helped another spider woman with hers some
and jim hasn't shut up about a bike he had back home so
stem can probably figure it out, if something is wrong

[laserguy]

thanks, i appreciate that.

but i didn't know you worked on bikes before. that's cool.

[arachnerina]

it's a recent development
i might've gone home for a bit?
my new spider mentor has a bike
as if we need transportation since we can swing but
it's sooo cool
she's so cool

[was she a little gay for jess? maaaaybe just a little bit. but who wouldn't be!!]

[laserguy]

yeah been meaning to tell you welcome back. glad you remember everything. don't need a repeat conversation.

and uh obviously? nothing beats a motorcycle, even swinging around the city. i'll admit it's a somewhat close second, but putting your foot on the gas? accelerating ultra fast? having the engine hum so close? yeah.

[arachnerina]

you're telling me

[Especially the Peters. Especially her Peter.]

i'll have to take your word for it
jess never let me drive it
i can only look
also she drives it *and* swings
at the same time
she's seriously like the coolest person i've ever met

[laserguy]

i'll allow you to ride backseat with me sometime. but only that, sorry. :p

but wait, she seriously does both at the same time??? dude motorcycles are like 500 pounds. how???

[arachnerina]

no that's fair
it's your baby
i wouldn't let anyone else drive it either

um
yeah?
has peter never told you how strong we are?
we can lift like
several tons

[More like ten tons but she's not going to gloat, nope.]

[laserguy]

[wat.]

no?????? i knew you guys were strong, but not like, that strong?? holy shit.

i didn't think having spider powers would involve having strength equal to a crane.

[arachnerina]

i'm surprised mr blabber mouth never said anything
it's part of the 'does whatever a spider can' thing
some spiders can lift like fifty times their own weight so
yeah
we
tend to hold our punches
for obvious reasons

[laserguy]

okay i didn't know spiders can do that. sort of freaky.

you guys really have to hold back then. like. a lot of self-control.