[Ew, teaching. Although it would make more sense to assume an active role, given the volatility of many elements and overall dearth of alchemicial knowledge around here... still, ew, teaching.]

Not a terribly complicated request. Hmm.

[There is one Thing, however, and it's probably obvious, but:] Honestly, I really do not want to "work for" anyone. Chosen or otherwise. As an employee.

[He does do the fingerquotes. It's the little things.]