un; invinciblemikey ; let's punch it out

[invinciblemikey]

get the lame ass part out of the way first, im manjiro sano, go by mikey, the owner of the gigantic dojo near the farm and also the reason why sometimes you hear a motorbike around aldrip

so. shitty times and the way i would usually deal with it aint available so heres what im thinking
beginning of the next month, in front of the sano dojo, fighting tournament. two categories - powered and non-powered, but if you're powered and your skill or wtv can be null in battle like yall who got personas and the fuck else, you can join either category, but just one.

ill randomly select whos fighting who in the first round and then the winners fight in the second round and so it goes until someone wins. one winner per category

no fkn idea of the prize. accepting suggestions

ill keep the dojo open afterhours this month for whoever wants to practice. and if u are my student and u sign up and dont make top 5

i dont wanna be u training next month

Comments

[invinciblemikey]

a custom tshirt is much more fun

big cup trophies collect dust after the hype.

[coolerjunpei]

i dunno, i'd probably drink out of it just because it's funny.

what would you put on a shirt? "#1 ASS KICKER"?

[invinciblemikey]

where i hail from usually u get a title if u real fkn good

mine is invincible/the honored one, my friend was unmatchable, my brother was the weak king, so on so on

maybe we get to watch n give em a title

[coolerjunpei]

like in wrestling...?

maybe you get everyone to pick a title and the winner gets it officiated. i mean, it wouldn't make sense to make a "super unique punching machine" shirt and then offer it as the one prize for everyone who shows up, right?

[invinciblemikey]

gang culture

i mean if that were the case id have it done after the championship so we could see what title to give

also nah

it aint fun if its self proclaimed u gotta earn

[coolerjunpei]

oh, got it.

[guy whose ass gets kicked every time he thinks fighting is a good idea voice: ohhhhh]

getting the big win and then going to place a special order at the print shop kinda sucks though, as a prize. and people like picking their own names...

[invinciblemikey]

fine, fine good first point tho still i aint into the whole picking thing but i see where u comin from. next idea then

[coolerjunpei]

uh what like another prize idea? cash......?

[invinciblemikey]

not mine right

[coolerjunpei]

i dunno, if everybody who comes throws in like two bucks, that's like a nice dinner something.

assuming people show up.

[invinciblemikey]

signin fee?

why aint u signing

go fkn sign whoever u are

[coolerjunpei]

no thanks, i'm not signing up to get my ass kicked.

[invinciblemikey]

thats fixable probably

[coolerjunpei]

what, my ass?

[invinciblemikey]

also probably

same solution

[coolerjunpei]

i'll pass, i'm not really into fighting anyway.

[invinciblemikey]

suit urself

[coolerjunpei]

[Anyway(tm),]

i think you should revisit the big novelty cup idea.

[invinciblemikey]

i already wrote it down

im thinkin if i wanna give out prizes for 2nd n 3rd too but idk

i guess i gotta see how many people wanna punch each other first

[coolerjunpei]

that's a lot of prizes across two categories.

[only because it sounds like spending his own money is, uh, not desired-]

how about first place and something like coolest style?

[invinciblemikey]

coolest is subjective aint it

cuz then id win

[coolerjunpei]

the organizer can't win, that's bad sportsmanship.

[invinciblemikey]

bullshit

[coolerjunpei]

come on, make yourself a "most important organizer" tshirt and leave some room for the little guys of the ass kicking world.

[invinciblemikey]

listen

if anyone getting a prize from me

the least they gotta do is make me